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Do you chew yogurt?

@RealJesseWood Yeah every single one honestly

A Pilsner’s entire persona is meh Like have you ever had an outstanding Pilsner ever?????

might get back into beybladeing

@JoeParento All my bois committing tax fraud

@FrontButtt Oleeee dick twist!

@Darrrvis had no idea you were an MMA guy, my dude

I heard a woman say that her child was “60 months old” last night and I really can’t describe how much it ruined my night

I wish Aesop made laundry detergent.

@FrontButtt I think I agree. There’s no way it’s still real

@Darrrvis I think I made my decision up: he started out real, then realized the opportunity for a once-in-lifetime bit and then ran with it. I think it’s so over the top now that it has to be a bit

Is cream cheese with celery a thing?!?!? nfw

@Arthur_Shelby1 Singular dart is acceptable and ideal

@Darrrvis So just one dart then?

Ripping darts on the highway is chaotic

@JoeParento A nuisance to society really

@FrontButtt Let’s make some. Also huge chance lost to to call them guckles instead

@Darrrvis I was so upset last night because of your tweet. I typed out a few responses and kept deleting them. All I’m gonna say is: this doesn’t bother me anymore and I would NOT wuss out. I’d eat this. Easy