Darryn “handlebars” Smith

@LosPollosTV that boy holding his breath trying to sucking his belly in so much he turning white💀

@sixerskevin @RealMattCarey Well Kevin, even if they lose Wednesday, they still play the winner of Hornets/Heat. Take a deep breath kid

@RealMattCarey Orlando very well may knock them out Wednesday which would be sad, but not exactly surprising. If not, Boston is the better team, better coach, better role players, it won't be fun to watch and I give the Sixers a very low chance of winning even 3 games even with Joel.

my hope for the Sixers playoff run is to last long enough to get me to google "what is the fastest you can recover from an appendectomy" at least once

@tnt360063 @stimsimm @nbastats you’re so unbelievably wrong💀 Carlson made 1 dribble and an immediate move to the basket following catching the pass. “No extra steps”.. you don’t know ball

@stimsimm @nbastats It’s not an assist , I tried to fight the on this same play early in the week, if the ball is passed and then shot right after , it’s counts as assist !! no extra steps not a run up layup .. literally only counts if he passed and person shoots ball.

Not only the do the books refuse to give us lines, BUT when they do they can’t even grade stats correctly. This is a CLEAR Topic assist. Not a Kenrich assist. He should have 8. BE BETTER @nbastats

@Putnam1421 @InStreetClothes hard to tank without your first round pick and only 3 games left in the season. some of you are seriously retarded, it’s scary

@InStreetClothes But Embiid is different, Miniscus tear took him out a year. He is prolly done for the year at this point. Would need to take a long playoff run. Sixers should just tank

Joel Embiid Medical Update: Appendectomies are relatively uncommon in the NBA but have occurred with players like Grant Hill & OG Anunoby undergoing the procedure. The average time lost for in-season surgery is ~23 days (10.2 games). Median = 18 days

@katlenk24 @PanasonicDX4500 unfortunately peewee basketball and nba basketball are much different, Katie. would love to be proven wrong though

@PanasonicDX4500 I was ten and back on the court in two weeks after my appendix, maybe he’ll be the same!! Most likely another knee issue will take him out

So the season’s over now, right? Like Embiid doesn’t play again until mid-May at the “medically inadvisable” earliest.

@Li_ChenPicks626 @NRG_Betting @1ibleedketchup3 @onlyparlays must not be all cases. I was mistakenly paid out on DK during the NFL season on a TD parlay when Puka didn’t actually score. Over a 1k, still have/use the account to this day

@NRG_Betting @DarrynSmith69 @1ibleedketchup3 @onlyparlays Yea so if you’re cool with losing a account over that money then do that but I know with DK they can cancel the withdrawal transaction to get that money back

Withdraw that 💰

@StiffWhiteSock @NRG_Betting @1ibleedketchup3 @onlyparlays “have fun trying to use your account after” like it doesn’t return back to 0 after being negative for a few hours lol

@DarrynSmith69 @NRG_Betting @1ibleedketchup3 @onlyparlays Yeah no shit you can keep it but have fun trying to use your account after 🤣

@Li_ChenPicks626 @NRG_Betting @1ibleedketchup3 @onlyparlays correct, but only for a handful of hours. simply don’t deposit while it’s negative and it goes back to $0 lol

@DarrynSmith69 @NRG_Betting @1ibleedketchup3 @onlyparlays No your account will be debited and you’ll be in the negatives

@NRG_Betting @1ibleedketchup3 @onlyparlays wrong. if you withdrawal it before they take it back, you 100% can keep it

@1ibleedketchup3 @onlyparlays Nope they wrongfully paid out this bet when it did not hit, they will take the money back though they don’t get to keep it

@PISTOLisHIGH A guy with Sleep|Smoke|Gamble|Game|Repeat is calling others losers. I think I may have seen it all💀 You mine as well put your pronouns next to it as well, or maybe your zodiac sign you fuckin dork💀

@DarrynSmith69 And I’m pathetic? You have a “parody” account. Fucking loser. I don’t give a single shit about followers. Nice burn. Oh no, I’ll go smoke a bowl and get laid. Ouch. I lose 15 leggers for fun. Fun coupons. I bet on g leaguers I have never seen play. I have 21 legs tonight. Oh no.

@PISTOLisHIGH Again, since your reading comprehension is almost as dense as your smooth brain, I am not an old man, retard. you have 15 followers and are a rat shit sports bettor. Go smoke a bowl and get laid, it’ll make you feel better after losing a 15 leg parlay you stupid fuck

@DarrynSmith69 Lmao. You post about Tik Tok, grandpa. You post women a fraction of your age. You’re a racist piece of shit. What you say does not matter. I don’t care about your parody of a life. It’s pathetic to me. Go back to whatever cheap dive bar you creep the local girls at.

@PISTOLisHIGH I don’t know what’s more embarrassing. The fact that you don’t understand a parody, or the fact that you have Sleep,Smoke, Gamble,Game in your bio you fuckin loser. I’m sure the bitches love a fat pothead degenerate, gamer nerd like yourself. Go place another 15 leg parlay faggot

@DarrynSmith69 Probably your own fault you don’t get laid for being a racist hick with “handlebars.” Go build an Orange County Chopper or something. This life is for us that got some hang time down there. You wouldn’t understand.

@zDeli_ @SammySmacks26 check box score, retard

Castle smh I’m salty it’s cool ima smack some nice shit

@Lave082 @_endlessbummer_ @Divdzyy @UnderdogNBA bet365 has injury insurance, moron

@_endlessbummer_ @Divdzyy @UnderdogNBA Not every bet site has it… bet365 don’t my slip is fucked PG alr done too.

Status alert: Stephon Castle (leg) headed to locker room Monday.

@cappersRscamerz @PopeyLocks @FilayTeamJ

@PopeyLocks @FilayTeamJ You don’t care if people on twitter you just want more subs now 🤡🤡

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@LosPollosTV @KendrickPerkins you’re a tubby fuck who doesn’t know ball -Darryn.

@KendrickPerkins You’re a fucking loser ESPN should fire this guy

First Round Exit!!!

@MySpaceVet @RGIII “3 friendships ruined” you sound like such a dork💀💀💀

@RGIII When does it stop becoming a hit piece and start becoming reporting? 2 dozen sources? 3 friendships ruined? 5 reporters? Dude gave us a superbowl. I should worship the ground he walks on. I live this team so I don’t.

Jalen Hurts is one of the most under-appreciated winners in the NFL and one of the most disrespected Super Bowl MVPs ever. The Jalen Hurts hit pieces are getting out of hand and ridiculous.

@JudyStroyer41 what is this trifling hoe babbling about?

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@atlhawksenthu @wstgoat7 irrelevant stat that doesn’t account for half the team not playing most of the season lol. they took turns bein injured every few weeks

@wstgoat7 They’re record against .500> teams is terrible

The entire TL two days ago was trying so hard to be different by pretending the sixers were some sorta dark horse contenders 😭