Darth Vizer

@shevereshtus "We the former bnai goilah ask of the king meshiach to allow us to practice 2 days yom tiv, zecher legulos..." Just drafting the petition

Three days of chag and Shabbat are the best, and having the Seder two nights in a row is way more enjoyable and less stressful than having it just once.

@jewishmemequeen I in fact propose that we keep 2 day yom tiv even after Meshiach comes, zecher legulos.

Ok, so why are we still doing 2 days of Chag in the diaspora?? We know when the holidays start and end. Passover should be 7 days with 1 Seder. How do we fix this?

@NYCGreenfield Up to October 7th... 🤣

Special place in hell for Jews who hate other Jews so much they’d go on an antisemite’s platform to claim that war in Iran is “religious.” Fact: Burg lost a leadership election 25 years ago and joined the Arab Communist party in Israel to try and stay relevant. Google it.

@nosoup4knowles I. Love. Sauerkraut.

Nobody actually likes sauerkraut. If you grew up eating it & developed some sort of Stockholm syndrome complex, you have my full sympathy & I withhold all judgment. But there is no way a grown adult tries sauerkraut for the first time & says "yum... more please"

@hamavinyavin Um, misnagdim = sitra achra, its the literal translation.

HOT TAKE: Misnagdim are better at fighting sitra achra than chassidim. CHOSID: To keep away demons I cover the water and onions at night, never block a window, wear three amulets and sleep in socks. MISNAGGID: I’ve never done any of those things and still no demons.

@eshetchayil2 Its the badges we wear

@RealCandaceO Did you beat your husband?

Iran has a right to exist. Also, they warned they would strike which I have been reliably informed makes them the most moral army in the world. Lastly, the children harmed were used as human shields. Did I miss anything?

@EngenEric @elongilad Really?! a religious view on a religion; who would've thought?

@DarthVizer @elongilad That’s a very religious view

This man is calling me a Nazi because I am secular and write about Judaism. Judaism does not belong to religious Jews and is as much ours as theirs (that is if we even accept Chabad as Judaism, which is debatable)

@elongilad Bruv, you replied. we live rent free in each other's mind, thats what ערבום means. Its ok to be outdebated.

@DarthVizer My bad, I misled you into thinking I cared what you think.

@elongilad No, practice Judaism, not whatever new invention of שב ואל תעשה

@DarthVizer You mean “practice Judaism like me.”

@AdinHaykin1 Israel only "controlled" Bill'o through Epstein, Bush didn't need control, he wanted to get back at saddam for trying to kill his daddy. But good point

Can the conspiracy nuts explain why none of the key planners of the Iraq War is mentioned in the Epstein files?

@Average_NY_Guy Drive on 7th Ave in Brooklyn, you'll be xenophobic quick

I’m a very calm person in real life and stay away from conflict, but watch me at 8 AM when I’m in a rush and a car with a New Jersey license plate slows me down in Brooklyn, New York. My God, the animal inside me comes out. I don’t know what to call it, but in that moment, I’m like, “Go back to New Jersey.” Am I a New York supremacist? Or is New Jersey just that bad?

@zuki_2024 Thats what king George was yelling

Uh oh…

@HaMeturgeman Or Bethlehem

What would happen if a Jewish baby was born in Ramallah?

@Machsonai @shevereshtus Lovely when we pick a highlight qoute but ignore the entire basis

@DarthVizer @shevereshtus Yet, in certain matters, Torah puts the relationship with a teacher above the relationship with a parent. To the extent that students are called children!

Parents are not villains, or heroes. They are, however, the biggest source of influence on their children up to their teenage years, and often beyond. An average, whenever you see a child who has a certain issue, there's almost always a clear line straight to their home where a (or both) parent(s) has the same issue, in one form or another. Same with positive traits, too. The longer you stay at home, the more your family imprints on you. When students are away from the home environment, they have a better chance of changing themselves for the better and molding themselves in who they want to be, versus where they feel comfortable. I remember reading about a school founded on the SEED model kept African-American students from rough backgrounds for a couple of months at a time on campus without going back home to visit their families. Almost all of the students showed real growth and improvement when they were there, but as soon as it was their weekend home, a lot of them would come back as if the slate had been wiped clean, and it would take weeks for them to get back on track, until the next trip home, where once again behavior would be reset, and the cycle just went on and on like that. Lehavdil I've seen it in yeshiva where you have some students who show some real growth, but then it's winter break or some such, and they come back and it feels like they've taken four steps back compared to where they held before they left, due to going back to their home environment. Even kids who come from great families who are already behaving very well can benefit from being in a place where their growth will be less inhibited by the constraints of being around family and falling into comfortable and familiar habits, even though that very same environment is what gave them a real leg up in the first place, and has built incredibly strong foundations for the future.

@JYuter Ok, mastering sorcery was easy, not sure if can collect the other needs.

R. Yohanan: The only people who may sit on the Sanhedrin are men of wisdom, pleasant appearance, high stature, age, masters of sorcery, and knowledgeable in 70 languages. #DafYomi 65a

@havivrettiggur You forgot to mention the micropenis

Oh man, Ian, dude, I talk constantly about America. Americans literally pay me to fly over there to talk to them about America. Like, constantly. I talk about my love for America, and how empty-headed nitwits like you who see a Jew around every corner want to weaken America. And they listen to me. Because you represent only a tiny, tiny part of that big, beautiful, liberating gift that is America. How does all that make you feel? And on a different but related topic: You assholes come at my people and my country every damn day. Including in Joe’s pathetic letter. Because you’re losers. So go fuck yourself. (I don’t usually do high-school contests with racist garbage like Ian — sorry, with effeminate racist garbage like Ian. Am I doing this right?)

@endimem_music The bad news is you guys are off the mountain for the day

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