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@FriendsOfForce So. Fucking. Gorgeous.

DO NOT LET ME BUY THIS #NYCC2023

My local shop didn't get enough of the #CloneWars #Variant for #DrAphra 36, so they ordered one for me and I just got it today. So glad I got it, because this is absolutely gorgeous .@crashwong .@E_M_Gist #Ahsoka #Morai #Comics #ComicNerd #ShopLocal

@ChrisFenoglio HUZZAH!!!!!!!

YAS!!!

@MissSassbox That is one of the coolest things I have ever heard. On every level.

STORYTIME: I will never forget bartending/planning a charity event and convincing the 3 guest judges (who were all CEOs) to perform a lipsync version of this as a surprise for added donations. All older white guys. We rehearsed and it turned out even better, especially when I got a pro cheerleader to help choreograph us. Gave them the chains hanging from a pull up bar and chairs spray painted in glitter. One of them agreed to wear a bone straight long hair wig and be the Nicole. Then the other 2 got jealous and wanted to be "Nicole" too. Found 2 more wigs and got them set. So we had 3 CEOs, drunk off Creamsicle martinis, and all fighting to get the most ones from the crowd in silky synthetic hair. We ran the song back 5 times and raised 11k in that 15 minutes. One of the CEOs pulled a hamstring and the other one got a date out of it. Whole event raised over $28k. Still proud of that one. 😂

@MaceAhWindu Sláinte!

This belongs with my collection!!!

@Stephen_Stanton @swau_official Who's more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?

@ImSkyKid You never said it had to be positive...

Star Wars quotes you can say during sex. I’ll go first: “Into the garbage chute, flyboy!”

@woofknight @NESGenKid And then proceeded to play God a couple of decades later lol

I will forever be grateful to .@djolder for letting us all know that to Ewoks, we are simply 'nakeds' lol #StarWars .@starWars #LastShot #HanSolo #LandoCalrissian

@crashwong It's morning

I've been trying to figure out this script for weeks now and I've finally cracked it. I'm so happy I might cry. (TOMORROW. In the morning.)

*spoil damnit

Decided to soil myself and get the collectors edition of #ChroniclesOfTheJedi and boy am I glad I did. This thing is absolutely gorgeous!!! Aside from a slight production defect, it is absolute perfection. I am so happy to add it to my library .@ColeHorton @YihyoungLi @starwars

@CharlesSoule Loving this whole series.

DARK DROIDS #3 Is *the* issue of the series. Lots of kickass stuff in this book, but this one really really has some cool business going on. Out next week!

Not cool @CenturyLink not cool

@ChrisFenoglio @MikeMcMahanTM They were SO CLOSE to a realization

I’m reposting this after watching this week’s episode of #LowerDecks. That was a cruel tease @MikeMcMahanTM CRUEL.

@Ms_Deathwish You do. You definitely do!!!

I've just had a fucking sick idea for a piece of wrestling fan art and now I just don't know if I have the skill to actually draw it. It's so good too.

@waltermasterson @cmclymer Fucking master class

Trolling Moms for Liberty at a Central Bucks School Board meeting. #klannedkarenhood

@Ms_Deathwish How is this still a thing?!?!?!?!? I thought their horribleness was revealed ages ago

This pretty much says everything I have to say about the situation tbh

I’m particularly grateful for the many years I spent in choir as a kid because it mainly taught me that while I’m not a bad singer, I’m not the kind of person who should be singing live on-air. That kind of self-awareness is an enormous blessing.