"Billy, we have Tom Bombadil practically signed already. He's got some years on him, sure, but he was never once tempted by the One Ring."
"If we give Tom Bombadil the ring, he'll just forget he has it. No, we take his 1 spot and bring in *sharpie noises* 4 halflings."
*groans*
If you have the chance to tell your friend that Henry Kissinger has died just before that friend tells you that he’s on mushrooms, I can say from experience that you should take it.
Published today by @Prestel_pub and @NHM_London!
Celebrating the #artist and #illustrator Elizabeth Gould (1804-1841). The book tells the story of Elizabeth's relatively short but incredible life and is filled with over 220 reproductions of her incredible depictions of #birds
@AndyHutchins@502eire Fists butt most people talk a lot like keyboard warriors. Especially people talking about the dumb shit were talking about right now. So yeah if you don't mind come see me or lemme alone
The biggest problem with the for you tab is it shows you everyone who was wrong on the internet four hours ago and more, and it’s too late to do anything about that now.
I wrote about Kentucky, homesickness, and how Colonel Sanders once shot a man and had a car called the Pussywagon here: @mollyoshah/there-is-no-kentucky-fried-chicken-c18e4ff26693" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@mollyoshah/th…
On this day in 1892, Alonzo Lonnie Clayton became the youngest jockey to ever win the Kentucky Derby.
He won the race at the age of 15 & still holds the record as the youngest winning rider
Did you know a black man won the very 1st Kentucky Derby in 1875?
BLACK JOCKEYS THREAD