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Daunte The Realist

@DaunteTheGoat

comedy-investing-America First 🇺🇸 🦅

Miami, FL Katılım Mayıs 2017
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Clayton Elkins 🪬
@DaunteTheGoat @akafaceUS The sport was invented by England and the best professional league in the world is in England. No, it’s not big bc poor countries can play it, dumbfuck.
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I can’t believe this is the most popular sport in the world.
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@DaunteTheGoat @akafaceUS It's because we don't have the attention span of a goldfish like you yanks clearly do. This is competitive human sport in its purest form
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Daunte The Realist@DaunteTheGoat·
@DudespostingWs Germany be doing too much, but they be eating ass in private. I’ll grip my burger how I want too.
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Dudes Posting Their W’s@DudespostingWs·
Apparently in Germany, eating a hamburger with your hands can be considered improper in a formal setting, and it’s more polite to use a fork and knife. Crazy
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Daunte The Realist@DaunteTheGoat·
@lannywarwick2 @akafaceUS For sure it’s more a gladiator sport. If football could go international it may do better numbers than soccer. It’s just the money
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Daunte The Realist@DaunteTheGoat·
@sabrafan76623 @akafaceUS What expensive? The only thing I could think is goal posts. But it’s not like those go bad fast. Turf grass, but most countries splay in the dirt.
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Daunte The Realist@DaunteTheGoat·
Karen: Why is there a dog at the table Bartender: he had a really ruff fucking day okay Karen!
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Daunte The Realist@DaunteTheGoat·
I can’t stand cooking shows. My ex in high school used to watch Cake Wars every single day. She was a torta too… so every time they showed them eating cake I just sat there like ‘this is why we’re not going anywhere’ 😂
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Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
Is it weird I’m more curious than concerned? 😅
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Daunte The Realist@DaunteTheGoat·
@kirawontmiss Brain rot for adults, if you’re a dude watching this you probably eat snickers for texture.
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There’s no way people are having Love Island watch parties 😭😭
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Daunte The Realist@DaunteTheGoat·
Waiting for South Park to make an episode like this 😂
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FearBuck@FearedBuck·
LeBron James will play elsewhere in the 2026-27 NBA season after informing the Los Angeles Lakers they can move on without him. (Via: ESPN)
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Daunte The Realist@DaunteTheGoat·
Summer is here ladies 🥵 I know yall be getting soggy
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