Davo

@iamtomskinner @ZackPolanski He should try stealing and cheating on his Mrs amirite Tom?!

@ZackPolanski Zach. Put it in any language you want. You’re still a massive bell end who ain’t got a clue about the real world. Bosh❤️

The right wing trolls hated seeing our campaign video in Urdu. So here it is in Bangla instead. I love our party! 💚🙌🏼

@iamtomskinner Last time your mob did community events, hotels were being set alight

I have a plan to save Great Britain’s High Streets. We all know they ain’t what they used to be. I know the high streets. I’ve worked on them and traded on them since I was a kid. I hate walking down a high street and seeing shops boarded up and forgotten and no people walking about. I have a detailed plan, and it will work to save them! It will bring people back into town, increase footfall, and make shops busy again! They’ll be more customers and more jobs for local people. And when shops are busy the councils will benefit too. It ain’t complicated. It’s about backing local traders. Free parking at weekends. Put proper community events on. Open up empty shops instead of leaving them empty. And I don’t want to give away all the ideas I have on this tweet but it really will work. It won’t cost local councils anything other than my time and that’s it! And I don’t want paying or a wage, I’m completely FREE. I’m doing this because I love this country and local communities and I want it to get better for my kids and the next generation to grow up in. So if any councils want to talk to me and hear my ideas. I’m about and ready to come and see you, sit down share my ideas and help SAVE GREAT BRITAINS HIGH STREETS!! Bosh❤️🇬🇧

@theliamnissan @DonaldJTrumpJr Ironically the only time Don Jr wasn’t coked up to the gills and started thinking clearly

Happy January 6th @DonaldJTrumpJr

@deeprightoprah @groypergreen07 Get mogged

@groypergreen07 Nigga dug up like pictures from like 8 years ago lol

Alogs are really mad that Groypers call this nigga fat lol

@GovPressOffice Newsom mogs

happy new year, patriots

@Xlad99 It’s literally the same movie

Hearing reports that Marty Supreme is Uncut Gems

@PolitlcsUS I mean, the timing is sensational

🚨🎥 WATCH: President Trump while on a call with a child asking where Santa is Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you? Caller: I’m 8

I simultaneously love this Barnet team, and am hugely frustrated by them. I think they're one of the best footballing sides in the league with some really fun players, and I can see how close they are to translating that into a promotion challenge - even on one of their worst displays of the season. At the same time, it often feels like they need 10 chances to score, and while I like their defence, they've had games where the opposition win on the strength of a low-volume of clear cut chances - and taking them. Unquestionably heading in the right direction, but the right tweaks this January are a must to ensure they stay in touch with the Play-Off pack. Love Dean Brennan, doing an unbelievable job; not sure I agreed with the particular call to deploy Idris Kanu as a right-back in a four, because I don't think he has enough of a cautious instinct, so I'd much rather see his skill and cavalier mentality deployed further up the pitch. Versatile, left-footed defender in January is a must. As for Salford, every credit to them for a ruthless, efficient performance; they didn't have that many attacks, but always looked a threat whenever they came forward. Cesay, N'Mai and Udoh as an attacking trio can really cut teams open, while Ade Oluwo gave little away on his old stomping ground. #BarnetFC | #WeAreSalford

💫 Time to reveal your @WhoScored #SkyBetLeagueTwo Team of the Week! #EFL

@MKBALL10 #GannonDoak

He dribbles like #him farkkk

@ccfc21 @KieranMaguire Next to the $10k ppl are spending on tickets flights hotels it does.

@DavQ__ @KieranMaguire So it doesn't cost nothing

For those thinking of applying for World Cup tickets. United States to require overseas visitors to show five years of social media posts, even for countries that don’t have a formal visa procedure. That’s a bigly number of me posting about my dog & Marmite mol.im/a/15369957

@KieranMaguire It’s 40$

@DavQ__ You have to pay for an ESTA

🎯 Who else? #BarnetFC🐝

@danwootton You’re angry that Piers isn’t as racist as you fyi

Woke snowflake Piers blocked me again so I couldn’t RT. But to be clear I’m ethnically English 100%. Mum born in Essex. Dad on a British army base in Malta. Where you’re born doesn’t change your race, you fool! You seem to understand genetics with trans but not ethnicity. 🤡

@puffpuff65 -Christmas dinner on his mind 3 weeks out

Working on Christmas Day as it’s triple pay, unlikely I will get a Christmas Dinner dished up so thinking of getting a Indian Takeaway on my way home from work. Am I Likely to order in advance or just turn up and order?

@rioferdy5 @Carra23 Where have you got this into your mind? Literally the only thing the general public can all agree on is their collective hatred of you

Morning Read 👀😂☕️

@NTT20Pod Ruben Selles 2.0

Tonda Eckert = permanent. Saints go with the high-performing interim. They’ve looked vibrant and exciting in most of his five games. They’ve also played some poor teams, and lost their last game with star man Scienza was out. There’s no hard and fast rule with this - they better than anyone how he’s been managing and motivating the squad. But normal ‘hiring the interim’ challenges apply: he’s never managed a winless streak, never managed a dressing room that’s struggling, and those will be big tests when they come.

@PhilMickelson It’s fake Phil

Whatever country, do not stay silent 🇺🇸🇺🇸

@mcandidate Torch on whilst exiting - things get left behind

heard you jumped in the Uber and your girl couldn't find the seatbelt buckle. phone lights were being shone and everything. embarrassed for you.