David W. Livingston

@BlueBoxDave There’s your oppressor, Dude.

@unhealthytruth I didn't. And you didn't. So, I guess we didn't.

We never landed on the moon. Agree?

@deaflibertarian No, just being a wise ass. 😎

@DaveInspectGuy Speaking from experience? 🤣

How do you win an argument with a deaf woman? You turn off the light.

@Lfromthenorth Same thing.

Islam and cancer.

@GAltringham I love the idea. It's when woke goes utterly broke.

🤵🏿‍♂️ How would you feel about Idris Elba as the next #JamesBond? 🤔

@TrumpsHurricane Speaking for white males everywhere, we are relieved. This woman is not fit to launder our underwear.

What is your response to this woman ??

@TheDegenWeekly From the press conference last year, Rory clearly thought he would put it on himself, like Napoleon crowning himself. Just watched the ceremony and some functionary from the club did it. I lean Napoleon.

Probably a stupid question but…who puts the jacket on you at The Masters if you win back to back years?

@IfindRetards So there are two possibilities. He believes what he said and is an idiot. He does not believe what he said and is a liar. Either one means that he is not my cup of tea.

Retarded quote of the day 🥇

@therealroseanne That is an excellent idea.

I’ve decided I’d like to marry John Daly. Can anyone hook us up?

@SportsMediaJB @GamecocksShow Monte is the head coach going forward. Or should be.

Paul Mainieri was 6-25 in SEC play as South Carolina’s Head Coach. Monte Lee is 5-6 in the SEC since. @GamecocksShow

@ailanyus What choice did we have?

Trump supporters, are yall still happy you voted for him?

@otokyo__ This.

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, menopause wtf do men deal with ?

@ronsterd89 Yup. 👍

Does anybody remember when the name brand cigarettes only cost a dollar a pack?

@AstroVicGlover @LibraTarian @NASA @csa_asc Beautiful family. ❤️😎🏆

Home, again! Mission complete. I hope we glorified God, humanity, our families and our terrific teams a @NASA and @csa_asc. Time to share the good news!

@stephenasmith That take did not age well, Mr. President.

Watching my golf and seeing Rory McILROY falling about by the seams. Bad enough he lost a 6-Shot lead on Saturday, walking into Sunday as a co-leader, but now he’s missing gimme’s, surrending the lead to Cameron Young, who’s now got a 2-Shot lead. Not Good. Not Good at all

@IngrahamAngle When out and out racism becomes virtue.

What a strange thing to say—why does skin color matter?

@ShaneLowryGolf @TheMasters Nice. I had an ace once. Trouble is, it wasn't a particularly good shot, a little combination pull/fade that went in. Yours was money! 💰 Good luck today.

I’ve been lucky to experience some cool things in my career…today was another @TheMasters ☘️

@NoContextBrits Browning?

What’s missing from this breakfast?

@adamcarolla That got a chuckle! 🤭

Every pic of Swalwell is a dick pic

@janninereid1 I have no doubt that some people say that. Some of them genuinely believe what they're saying and others do not mind lying. You know, like Iranian negotiators. And left wing pundits.

What are the odds of this being true? 🙄