Dave Kelly

@thisisibrox @IainMitchell17 I’m in Stockholm just now and Hammarby played (and won) last night. Let’s just say their colours could be… triggering… if we draw them.

🚨 Rangers can be drawn against these teams in today’s Europa League draw. ✈️ 🇸🇪 Hammarby / 🇧🇪 Anderlecht 🇭🇷 Hajduk Split / 🇨🇾 Pafos 🇵🇱 Jagiellonia Bialystok 🇳🇴 Tromso / 🇨🇿 Hradec Kralove It’s going to be Tromso in the Dahl Derby. Isn’t it🤦

@AJD_81 I think he’s trying too hard. His negative tactics this week resulted in very few birdies. He tried to play it like a US Open and win by scoring 5 under. That won’t work in an Open. He needs coaching. He’s not trying to win the local Saturday medal any more.

@DaveKelly80 You'd like to think, despite his "I won't change" stance, he'll learn to manage his 'moments' and ultimately make sure they don't cost him when he's on the first page of a leaderboard.

Absolutely beautiful. Truly one of the good guys in golf. Thoroughly deserved! 👏🏼⛳🏆 #TheOpen

@AJD_81 A man badly in need of a sports psychologist. I love his passion and ‘we’ve all been there’ on the course, but you don’t hear Scottie Scheffler at al being penalised for petulance…

@DaveKelly80 At least Oor Bob will always be competitive for the 'Code of Conduct' title! 🤬😤🏆

@JimDelahunt @SimonHolt3 @robert1lefty He finished 28th.

@SimonHolt3 A bit like Bob MacIntyre @robert1lefty , except he never quite gets within range.

I remember the BBC Open Golf coverage years ago when not all the holes were covered. Viewers had to wait until the players came “in range of our cameras.”

@SimonHolt3 Remember the days when the front 9 would never get covered, presumably because they didn’t have enough cameras?

@BBCSport Thanks. I’ll inform the family.

Donald Trump is attending his first game at this year's World Cup. He's sat beside Fifa president Gianni Infantino.

@4ladshadadream @_DIGB It wasn’t like this during the cheerleading / Andy Cameron days.

Half Time is for anxiety, moods and a cold pie Get this rubbish in the bin

@JamesMelville I’m in Sweden, so neither.

Are you watching ITV or BBC for the World Cup final?

@heyuupinthesky Daniel Candeias.

Who is this gentleman? 👀

@RockandGoal55 @BBCNews I think you’ll find the “Scotts” (sic) qualified for this tournament, you uneducated moron.

@BBCNews Then we won't be able to compete in tournaments. We'll have to sit at home like the Scotts and the Welsh obsessing over another team. 🤷

Lib Dems urge FA and Uefa to withdraw from Fifa bbc.in/4yuYytX

@thisisibrox Are we even interested or is it just a lazy, convenient rumour?

If wages can be agreed, does this open the door for a Cerny return? 🇨🇿✍️

@PolitlcsUK Nick the Incredible Flying Brick deserves his day in Westminster to put his policies across to the nation. I just worry that it will take crucial votes away from Binface.

🚨 IN FULL: The 34 Clacton by-election candidates - the highest number ever recorded in a UK Parliamentary election ➡️ Nigel Farage 🗑️ Count Binface 🟤 Laurence Fox 🔵 Kai Stephens 🟠 Adham Alkhatip ⚪ Joseph 77 ⚪ Tony Cane ⚪ Woke Trump Carrzee ⚪ William Stuart James Clouston ⚪ Rees Cowne ⚪ Glenn Charles Cummings ⚪ Martin Davies ⚪ Andy Erlam ⚪ Attieh Fard ⚪ Tony Francis ⚪ Robin Green ⚪ Abi Hookway ⚪️ Nick The Incredible Flying Brick ⚪️ Howling Laud Hope ⚪️ Baron Von Thunderclap ⚪ Stephen Richard Ingram ⚪ Amy Morris ⚪ Derrick Norbert Morris ⚪ Michael Noel O’Keeffe ⚪ Martyn O’Brien ⚪ Nick Pelas ⚪ Ketankumar Pipaliya ⚪ Daniel Pocock ⚪ James Ransley ⚪ Gerry Smith ⚪ John Stevens ⚪ Pamela Walford ⚪ Marcus White ⚪ Marc Wilkinson

@MMcEwanGolf @bunkeredgolf Almost certainly none. Because they respect the rules of the game and know that trampling around like a T-Rex isn’t appropriate.

The thing I REALLY dislike about all this is that Bryson was (likely) only penalised because the "incident" was caught on camera. How many players not followed by the TV cameras did similar - or worse - today?

@talkSPORT This isn’t news. Every golf fan who was around in 1991 knows this!

@Sandford_Ambo Wrong character.

Listen carefully. I shall say this only once.

@PolitlcsUK Why do American people think the rest of the world know (or give a fuck) about what their Amendments are? Does any other country ever talk about their constitution in this way?

🚨 NEW: The White House has backed Argentina after their players held up a banner saying the “Falklands are Argentine” “We believe in our First Amendment rights here in the US”

@4ladshadadream @NotAndyFirth @LouiseW56852610 What if the OP had only ever seen Dahl on YouTube and knows hee-haw about how good (or not) he actually is?

@NotAndyFirth @LouiseW56852610 What if Dahl isn’t a key target? What if Dragojevic is the key target?

Penny for the thoughts of every knobend who has had a go at me for saying our transfer window has been poor. We could well be missing out on a key target to shite like Cardiff because we prioritised signing slop like Dan Neil early in the window.

@simonhouston68 @JimDelahunt @robert1lefty @SkySports @TheOpen They also show players in contention, which Bob wasn’t at that point.

@DaveKelly80 @JimDelahunt @robert1lefty @SkySports @TheOpen Ah my apologies. I didn’t realise they only showed birdies..

Can they not just give @robert1lefty tee off times after the watershed. Then @SkySports might show him playing the odd shot? @TheOpen

@JimDelahunt @simonhouston68 @robert1lefty @SkySports @TheOpen He hasn’t had a birdie for 18 holes. Why should they show him?

@simonhouston68 @robert1lefty @SkySports @TheOpen Good point. Coverage non existent