Dave MacFadyen : Remoaner, because Brexit is 💩.

I voted Remain & voted Labour. Here's the thing, I wasn't trying to pick the winner I was voting for what I'd like to happen. I lost but then, so did almost everyone. However, it appears that most don't realise it yet. BUT THEY WILL.

@CumberdickB That sounds like projection to me.

Gonna be a lot of disappointed people out there when they realise MILF actually means "mission in life failed"

Can we get this retweeted 10,000 times???? Keep Palantir out of the NHS! Spread the word!

@Gypsypup13 Hidden in your question is that old chestnut, you'd have to be careful what you'd go back and change because it could have unpredictable consequences and not necessarily desirable ones. You change one thing and BOOM!! a very different life.

If you could go back and change 1 thing, what would it be? Mine would be to have used my brain in school more because I know there's so much more I could have done with it. The flip side is I had 1 hell of a laugh.

@robvanhoff @BladeoftheS That's nonsense.

@BladeoftheS Musk is the richest because he works super hard and produces cool stuff which other people want and use (like you using X right now), and like minded people who also work hard want to work for him and get paid well doing so.

People don't understand Marx's theory of Labour so here it is. In short, there should be no profit for people who don't do any work. It should all be split among the workers. You would think Capitalists would love that. But of course they hate it.

@Footinit I know what you mean. There's a fair bit of satisfaction to be had when you get somebody moving who has been struggling to let it go. You're way too young to remember the days of the manual evacuation or the soft soap enema. These were real "techniques".

My job may be desperately menial at times but I don’t think there’s a midwife in existence who feels more satisfaction than I do right now. I’ve guided the safe delivery of a very unwell, lovely lady’s stubborn stool and she is thrilled, pain-free and seems 10 years younger.

@BellamyShoshana @abierkhatib Gaslighting. She has no choice but to keep going. You win both Most Dishonest tweet and Silliest tweet of the Week.

@abierkhatib There’s nothing apocalyptic happening if she can still create, edit and post as an influencer! That’s dramatic

I struggle to understand how they keep going in the middle of such an apocalyptic reality. Respect

@iamAtheistGirl I don't usually say this in public but, having read the book it's hard to imagine that anyone who has actually read it could seriously defend it.

this is a christian admitting they’ve never actually read the bible the same book that literally commanded people to murder babies

@TheFigen_ 🤣

We've all experienced this. 😂

Has anyone else forgotten that Farage approved of Mandleson too?

@z_e_silver @WuWei304 Ah, but if Christians, or any other group, expressed the same lack of caring about Jews we know exactly how you, you personally, would label them.

@WuWei304 It’s really not. It’s more so predicated on Jews not caring about Christians.

Antisemitism is believing that because a single Israeli soldier desecrated a cross, you think all of Israel is evil but when tens of thousands of Gazans cheer the rape and murder of Israelis, it’s not indicative of their culture.

Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein.

@ReneeLibby95084 Of course.

I'm not on here every day. So you should like my posts when I am.

@yousef_ki1 @missyouemmy .

If you see this image, put a dot to break the silence.

@JesseSisson2 @GallihughDeb @PrincessBravato The suggestion is that you do have "common sense". I believe you. Average IQ is 100 so if "common sense" has a meaning it must the majority of people clustered around 100 IQ that it refers to. That's where you fit in.

@GallihughDeb @PrincessBravato I can see you are a name calling liberal with no common sense.

Did this pussy ass bitch just threaten the Pope with Vatican files when he wouldn't release the Epstein files?!? The president of the United States would do well if he didn't threaten the Catholic church. The Pope never once spread misinformation. Jesus wouldn't want peace through strength. Trump doesn't speak for Jesus. Trump wouldn't know the first thing about Jesus, but the Pope was elected to preach the word of the Gospel. Trump elected for 4 years. Pope elected for life. So shut the f*** up Trump! #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp

@claire_adams694 @AWills1995 @MadelaineLucyH @wrench_ala39543 @reformparty_uk She didn't name anyone did she? And she implies in her tweet that she has the evidence.

@AWills1995 @MadelaineLucyH @wrench_ala39543 @reformparty_uk She’s blocked me, if she hates reform then fair enough but to post something so libellous without evidence and to tag a political party. I don’t fancy her chances.

I’m collecting all the rape threats and intimidation I’ve been sent from @reformparty_uk men on here and I’m going to print them off and leave them at cafes and on stations. Women deserve to know what these men are like before they vote.

@SuzieWo20886208 They're a terrible company. I've watched them parked opposite my address for a few minutes, didn't get out of the van, then drove off and I received a text to say "Our driver was unable to deliver your package". This happened more than once.

I've just had the worst possible news in the last few minutes. My package is now with Evri.

@TuckerClemens @Normanjam67 @SiouxWorsfold It could be worse. It could be U2.

@Normanjam67 @SiouxWorsfold Aaaasrrrrrgggghhhh!

They are destroying our festival of football. I don't want to see a Coldplay gig at half-time.

@Footinit @SolipsismCrisis Adds flavour. It might be a bit Marmity though.

@SolipsismCrisis I spot a rampant yeast infection.

Reminds me. I must book my cervical smear.

@Footinit Are you a bit of a hippy? I thought that the figures behind were based on the Lewis Chess Men. And that stone on the right appears to be bearing a copy of a large diagram found in South America which can only really be viewed from the air.

200 this time! It’s what Jesus H Corbett would have wanted.

@StellaOShea1 @drdavidbull 🤣😂🤣😂

@drdavidbull Er, they’re local council elections, Bully, not “mid-terms”. Are you so enamoured of your demented pedophile orange master in the White House that you’re pretending you live in the US now? Btw, talking of your worship of Trump, where’s your panty-liner today?

🚨Less than three weeks until Britain's midterms. Vote Reform. Get Starmer Out. Reform UK teams hard at work… #TimeForReform