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Dave Sheehan

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This is where I put funny thoughts that I can't slip into conversation

Dublin City, Ireland Katılım Haziran 2011
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Dave Sheehan
Dave Sheehan@DaveSheeh·
Every time I read a story about renting in Dublin I gain more sympathy for the bad guys in Scooby Doo dressing up as monsters to lower property prices
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Seán O'Boyle
Seán O'Boyle@OBoyleWrites·
Sending paperbacks out to some very worthy recipients today. My book is out in a matter of days and I couldn't be more excited but also nerve-wrackingly anxious. The Ballad of Sprikit The Bard (And Company) is out Friday!!! #booktwt
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Dave Sheehan@DaveSheeh·
@OBoyleWrites I saw a writer using hyperbole and it was the worst thing I've read in my life
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Seán O'Boyle
Seán O'Boyle@OBoyleWrites·
Adverbs should be removed quickly, diligently and forcefully as they annoyingly extend sentences when they should be written concisely.
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Seán O'Boyle
Seán O'Boyle@OBoyleWrites·
Happy New Year all! I'm excited to announce that my debut fantasy adventure novel, The Ballad of Sprikit The Bard (And Company) is complete! (On the interior) I'm finalising the cover but you can expect cover, release date reveal & eARCs very soon! Watch this space!
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wint@dril·
they should call it " daylight Sucking Mine" . Fuck clocks
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Dave Sheehan@DaveSheeh·
Went on a date with someone who didn't know the difference between Denmark and Sweden. Big Red Flag
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Dave Sheehan@DaveSheeh·
@awyeeeee I was the same, which unfortunately means that I have the radio edit seared into my brain
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Dave Sheehan@DaveSheeh·
@SeanOhBoyle You need to buy two or else they get lonely, it was the same when I got my rabbits
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Dave Sheehan@DaveSheeh·
I know they say that there are 5 stages of grief, but what if I'm like really good at bargaining?
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Hugh Brechin
Hugh Brechin@HughRBrechin·
going to the cinema, discarding my trenchcoat to reveal a pink t-shirt, winking at the room at large, removing my eerily perfect latex mask and asking the desperately unimpressed cashier for a single ticket to Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One.
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Queer Goblin Man Felix
Queer Goblin Man Felix@FelixirofLife28·
This!!! I am constantly saying, especially around the “AI will replace human art” talking point: We create art for us. Human art will never cease to exist because it is an important, crucial, vital mode of self expression. Profit be damned. Art is for us.
factory reject spice girl@sadspice1

I saw this post a few weeks ago and have not stopped thinking about it. Unironically, this is my entire philosophy of art regardless of medium.

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Dave Sheehan@DaveSheeh·
Seeing Indiana Jones for the first time today. All I know is that he's an archaeologist who's afraid of snakes and carries a whip, which I assume is some form of immersion therapy for the snake fear
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Dave Sheehan@DaveSheeh·
I'm told my jokes don't work on paper but I don't know why that would make a difference? Tomato Tomato
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Lady Raven Stan
Lady Raven Stan@awyeeeee·
New “literally me” just dropped
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Dave Sheehan@DaveSheeh·
If Edgar Allan Poe was a Dublin comedian, his bit on seagulls would be absolutely INSANE
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Sweet Cianie Jordan
Sweet Cianie Jordan@StreetSpirit1·
I fucking adore monopoly. There, I said it.
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