Sweet Cianie Jordan

"A woman is just a female guy." - Me trying to impress my queer friends.

@ChrisMacCormack @allie_orourke Thanks so much for coming! I really enjoyed the review!

dublin fringe let’s gooo … a smart albeit fuzzy show about the state of the comedy scene, staged inside someone’s gaff. A Good Room: A terrace house becomes the last decent comedy club in town irishtimes.com/culture/stage/…

@jk_rowling @SwipeWright Hello Joanne this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit.

"It’s important to highlight that launching a PR campaign and applying layers of thick makeup requires far more time and effort than simply making DNA test results public." -- ✍️@SwipeWright realityslaststand.com/p/imane-khelif…

@ianlynamcomedy I've found camping beds from Amazon to be of a decent standard for about 30/40 quid

Okay to short-notice I'm going to Electric Picnic as one of those house-experience performers. I've only ever been to Knockenstocken (RIP). What does one bring to festivals like this. Where does one get a tent at short notice. What does a male fortune teller dress like?

We're doing a fringe show! Super excited to work with @StreetSpirit1 Emily Bradley and Saoirse O'Shea to make this weird lil comedy show about home. Photo by Simon Lazewski #dublinfringe

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@JadeJurek @1followernodad No, I have never referred to a close colleague as vice-president Trump

Wait sorry I thought *i* misunderstood but he actually called Zelenskyy “president Putin” and then Kamala Harris “Vice President Trump” within 24 hours?? Very publicly??? During a time which his campaign is trying to convince the public that he can hold office effectively????

I’m assuming this is the stone bath

@jefelee @devincf I've been ranting about exactly this for days! Why should I care if these crazy kids get back together? I don't know who they are!?!

@devincf They blew through all the meet-cute in montage!

THE FALL GUY is good and charming but boy did everybody who wants superhero movies to die oversell it. Very solid three star film with a good script. TBH I kind of wish Gosling had done more of a HOOPER dudes rock hangout stuntman movie.

@rancidkermit GOBLINS NO!

Does this mean I am the same size as a charizard?

@anotherrob1999 This is a woke comedy club sir. We make those savings every night.

Love all the comedy clubs saving 30% of average costs with all female line ups tonight.

@sineadmichelle Buzzing to finally see it!

I’m coming home to Ireland this spring! Hopefully this show’s title is not prophetic. Tickets, dates, and venue information is available here: fairplayprod.com/productions

Hey! I've got a spare ticket to @SeaPowerBand in Islington this Friday if anyone is stuck for one.

@Jimpetuous Man, I've watched some very talented comics tell gaga about Palestine and they've been borderline lynched. I think Irish folks are too invested to joke around about it.

Comedians: are y'all talking about Israel & Gaza in your sets these days? RT, I'm trying to see something

@samfurlongtighe Jesus Christ Sam give me a break

@Jimpetuous Bless you Jim, I'd lost track of these.

Remember that time Gary Gulman spent a year tweeting out comedy writing tips? Bookmark this article (he said to himself). vulture.com/article/gary-g…

Hey bro I heard you blew up the chicken man in philly last night.

@amyohconnor What books do you get in footlocker?

Hate this.

I'm watchin the telly.

Wow they finally made a show that's truly about nothing.

So you expect me to believe there's a country out there called IS REAL? That doesn't sound kinda fishy to you?