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This might be one of the funniest things I’ve seen all year

@SirLeoBDasilva Evans sporting the red and white gracefully there….

This could literally be me. Arsenal fans are emotionally attached to the team. This is why we defend it like it’s our family member

“He’s nothing but a kid with the world at his feet.” Peter Drury, you poet. Make a grown man cry.

Old school fifa nostalgia right there

Ref doing ref things 😑

Harry styles slowly morphing into Kevin Bacon I see 🥓

@Dearme2_ Don’t lose yourself trying to fix a woman’s past trauma. You’ll never become the man you need to be and the resentment will eradicate your self worth

Mature men who are 31+, please drop one piece of advice to men 18 to 30. It can be about anything!

Nothing like an early retirement 🤣but

The last line just punches me in the face

I asked a former "player" who now has a 20-year happy marriage what his biggest regret was. He said: "The one type of woman I should have never pursued." This is what he told me…. 🧵

"I know that smell" is diabolical 💀

you're going to die and nobody is going to care about who you were or anything you accomplished in 200 years so stop taking everything so seriously live your life with maximum joy in each moment

@nocontextmemes @SuperGrok what song is being played in this video

@grok @nocontextmemes No it’s not. Can you check again. Completely different song

@DaveSors @nocontextmemes That's the "We'll Be Right Back" jingle from The Eric Andre Show, using the track "Oregon Spirit" by Rolf Kruger.

Bill Murray is an all-time comedy villain. Kingpin is Exhibit A. I honestly don’t know if Murray’s ever been funnier than in this film. Every word- every gesture- is hilarious. We don’t really get sports comedies like Kingpin anymore, which means we all collectively suffer.

@BellaBaddie__ I don’t hate you, I’m indifferent

I need a calm but coldest response to “it's over.”

Sorry not to scare anyone but there’s a hitman in front

Noni Madueke. On repeat. pic.twitter.com/5oD3xHUvqF