David Cherrington

@abster_abi @northerngrp This is probably the worst thing! How can emergency lighting not even be working?!? Surely this is some kind of breach of something

@northerngrp Funny how every time something goes wrong at this place that "specialist parts" are required

@DerrenLitten @boho72

@Dee1874Double yeah she already had actually!

@Dee1874Double Hahaha I know. What do I expect right? Lol oh well, single life for me. Will take some getting used to but I'm up for it 😃

@Dee1874Double thanks I'm doing ok. Wouldn't blame Catherine, not her fault Steve is a cheating b@$t@rd0 😃

Feeling very good today. New job starting soon woop woop!

I have to say, @GSpellchecker is the best thing I've read on Twitter!

"@Morenitaax3 Athiest say they dont believe in God believe in satan" + That's Satanists. Satan, like God, is also imaginary. #athEIst

@scott_mills good morning! So glad you're on :-) Ryan Gosling woop woop

Well yesterday was an absolute write-off. Think I am going to give drinking up for August!

The Fox and Duck is on fire #hotfireman

Oh my god. I thought I was fit! #absolutepump #collapseonfloorinheap

What is it about old men in the changing rooms at the gym. Seriously, cover your saggy white ass up. No one needs to see that shit!

Good night, but whose idea was it to get up at this ungodly hour? #paracetamol

Party! One way or another, I wanna win us, I wanna getcha getcha getcha

@lookslikealan Allowed for sure.