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@BobbyManzi @ThePalaceWay England won’t want any of that forward passing nonsense in the squad.

“With his one-touch passes and line-breaking passes, I think he’s one of the best – not just in England, but in the world,” said Oliver Glasner. Piece on why Adam Wharton must go to the World Cup. #CPFC inews.co.uk/sport/football…

Now just imagine it's Sunday evening and we've just BEATEN Newcastle...

@JeremyVineOn5 Only a week late guys. 🙄

Nigel Farage's £5 million row - does it matter to you? The Reform UK leader is facing questions after it emerged he accepted £5 million from a wealthy businessman before standing as an MP. Should he have declared it?

@OddsWise Condolences. 😔

The most horrible day. Today I said a final goodbye to Belle, aka Little Bopper. 13 years of complete joy. Totally heartbroken.

@BethRigby Why wasn’t this asked by you or others prior to the elections?

WATCH: Asked Nigel Farage last night abt his £5m gift from Christopher Harborne. Why did he not just declare? Does he regret that? What’s his response to those who argue it looks dodgy? He said my Qs were a “waste of space" & was clearly annoyed in what became a tense exchange

Can’t see Iraola coming to Palace, just hope we have a plan B. 😬 #CPFC

At what point do we stop pretending our newspapers are ‘news’ and start calling them what they are… Promotional pamphlets for the billionaires who own them and the agendas they’re selling.

@HLTCO @Palace120462

3-1 up going into a second leg at home in a European semi-final? Nervous? Me? No… Why would I be nervous?! I’m not nervous. No need to be nervous. Not at all.

@donmcgowan Seems to me that many voters who are aligned to the right simply don’t care. They’ll blindly vote for him regardless of what he says/does.

Chatting to a friend yesterday about the whole Farage/Reform situation, I ended up in a bit of a rant! It gave me pause for thought … he's untouchable, isn't he? So many of us, over the last two years, have unearthed myriad stories that would have ended any other politician's career. But not our Nige. The donors, the undeclared expenses, the £5M 'bribe', an actual Russian asset, the racism, the Epstein links, the tax affairs, the transformation into the Tories 2.0. I could go on, but you see what I'm getting at. Nothing touches Nigel Farage. Whatever we turn up, it only emboldens his fan base further; they love the fact that he's a crook and just keeps getting away with it. Why? Because they don't have any interest in politics. All they care about is the cult of personality. So perhaps we're going about this all wrong. Whenever we find more shady goings-on, more corruption, we're met with the same repeated mantra: “Don't care, still voting Reform”. [I added the punctuation. That doesn't usually feature.] Nigel Farage is just Boris Johnson with fewer children — a bloviating, manufactured, owned, puppet in a suit. There is very little substance to either man, save for the desire to enrich their own lives. Both men making hay from the wreckage of Brexit, and both entirely uninterested in actually governing a country. So perhaps that's our angle; if we keep pointing out that these two politicians share identical traits, it could dwindle support for the current delegate. Johnson, like a grotesque version of the picture of Dorian Gray, looming across Farage's political future. Maybe not … but I'm of the opinion now that, short of a prison sentence, there is no scandal Farage cannot style out — with the aid of his bought and paid for media chums, of course. He accepted an undeclared £5M 'gift' from his sugar daddy and then told the BBC 'nothing to see here'. The BBC just nodded politely and forgot to look any further. So let's change the narrative. The comparisons are there, and the Reform UK base do not like it one bit.

🚨 Crystal Palace drawn up shortlist of 6 successors to Oliver Glasner. Club doing due diligence on each. No U-turn expected on Glasner's exit. Andoni Iraola preferred candidate but Palace expect him to go elsewhere. Frank, Silva, Lampard & McKenna admired but not likely appointments. @JamesSavundra

"I was once given £5 million by a crypto billionaire and claimed it was a non-political personal gift and that he wanted nothing in return"

Unfortunately, with the growth of bots and automated messages on here, my standard form of outreach regarding the podcasts I record each day no longer seems to work, which has got me seriously concerned about the longevity of doing this as a full-time job. I think people now receive DM’s from me about the podcast and automatically assume it’s a bot rather than a real person which is incredibly frustrating. I record two separate podcasts each weekday morning, one on Palace and one on football generally in both the UK and across Europe; they’re both delivered directly to your inbox by 8:30am Monday-Friday and are always 25 minutes or less so you’re totally up to date with everything that’s going on first thing in the day. I keep it at just £2.50 a month because I want it to be affordable for everyone but I would be lying if I said that I wasn’t worried about my chances of keeping it going much longer given the change in DM responses. Not really sure what to do but just thought I’d make people aware.

What we distracting everyone from this time?

@DavidMatthews6 @cpfcdan94 Matt Hobbs is a big concern to me. His record at Wolves wasn’t great, not done much here either.

If the season ends with us winning in Leipzig & staying up narrowly, there can be absolutely no complacency in the summer. We need a squad of 20 plus PL calibre starting players. Our squad depth has absolutely ruined us this season.

@GingerJoeRacing @Racingclubvip @BaileyKizza

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Lerma has played like he’s got his boots on the wrong feet. #CPFC

One of the nastiest cases of “f*ck around and find out” just went down in Korean MMA Straight out of a movie 😳

The fact they checked that penalty and still gave it is outrageous. Shambles all round. #CPFC

Judging by the first 25 minutes, I’d say the #CPFC players have been out on the piss after Thursday.