Chops
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Chops
@Dave_kav
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
Belfast Katılım Mart 2009
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@SkySportsNews It could have been chalked off but doesn’t excuse Liverpool’s weak performance. Outfought all over the pitch. Sobozlai the only man that set standards required
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@MoSalah Chin up lad, can't believe @craigpaul21 @daithimcc1982 have turned on you so easily #neverWalkAlone
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Lady: do you drink beer?
Me: yes.
Lady: how many per day?
Me: 3.
Lady: how much do you pay per beer?
Me: $5 each including tip.
Lady: how long have you been drinking?
Me: about 20 years.
Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that's $108,000.
Me: sounds correct.
Lady: did you know that if you put that money into a savings account, that after interest, you would have had enough money to buy a plane?
Me: do you drink beer?
Lady: no.
Me: where's your fucking plane?
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Jumpers/coats for posts which then led to endless arguments over whether a shot went in or went wide 😂. When we were kids, finding a goal with netting honestly felt like Wembley. Spending hours re-enacting your favorite goals often in the pouring rain. We could all spend the rest of our lives trying to describe the feeling you get when you hit the back of the net and never do it justice, a feeling that i never experienced doing anything else. Even now I can’t walk past a football without kicking it, I can never just pick it up lol

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