Captain Davebeard
216 posts
Captain Davebeard
@DavebeardGames
The Davebeard Channel 📺
United States Katılım Ekim 2025
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@DavebeardGames heartbreak? family tragedy? getting blocked by your favourite youtuber?
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@LookAtMyMeat1 she is too small you could not have sex with that
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Your boy is in pain a lot these days. I don't talk about it because I'm not an emo poster and I'm on the "road to recovery," but my luck with Crohn's Disease ran out. 2 years of remission and now 2 surgeries in 2 months with 2 more on the way. Bright side though: I lost 20 lbs.
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John Doyle's tweets have come off as extremely feminine and hyperemotional lately. He's losing his vintage class. His dominant yet casual aura. Might pray for him.
John Doyle@JohnDoyle
A 74-year-old man fell and hit his head on the pavement. Everyone saw it. It is indeed a strange way to go but what you’re alluding to is bullshit meant to further piss on Kirk’s legacy by redirecting all blame away from the left, which of course squares with you being a leftist.
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@PolishFaggot31 you're fine broh trust me just don't think about things so much and you'll be alright
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@DavebeardGames I think that I may have rolled it even worse, I won't be fine and I'm fine with it(I'm not)
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And I will never change, I'll die alone and I will cherish every moment of my life that I hate, I love my miserable and pathetic life
PolishFaggot31🇵🇱@PolishFaggot31
It's possible when you're a weird ugly aspie nigga who constantly daydreams and conducts themselves in an unusual way so that you are usually the butt of the jokes and people talk to you mainly to seek entertainment and amusement but will never like you because you are a weirdo
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I do not know how to make friends on the Internet I only know how to find people who interest me and unconditionally and wholeheartedly root for their success.
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When he said "darling, darling, darling, darling, AAAAAAAAUUUUGH," I felt that.
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It's so hard to find people with the right normie to schizo ratio. Tis a delicate balance.
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Captain Davebeard retweetledi
If Japan's anime bigwigs want anime to keep selling, they must not listen. We all know the real motive for such statements. The war on Japanese culture has waged long enough for there to be no doubt.
AUTOMATON WEST@AUTOMATON_ENG
“Anime is to Japan what Silicon Valley is to America.” Japan’s IP content has immense growth potential, but a “switch in mentality” is needed to sell it globally, famous fund manager suggests automaton-media.com/en/news/anime-…
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People are saying it's Popeyes fish sandwich time.
People are saying it's time for me to sit in my boss's office and eat a Popeyes fish sandwich.
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Start putting a little honey on your face. People will think you're glowing with health - no, just honey. Start washing your face with apple vinegar after the fact to get rid of acne.
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@virtuallyself this happened to me when I downloaded Fortnite
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@ukefully That's OK I get that a lot but I like schizophrenics who talk to themselves on the tl so I will see what tidings you bring <3 but that was incredibly annoying to type
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@DavebeardGames Loooowkey I am Sort of terrified of you for that reason and then some so
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