Dave Glauser

@ccaarsonn Sounds dope man good luck. Is Pakistan cool?

@Daveglauser Long story short it’s for a company I’m working on. I’m not as optimistic as I should be but we’ll see how it goes in two weeks

welp.... just booked my second trip to Pakistan. Wish me luck

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@darbsmaloney @ShaniaTwain @ShaniaTwain doooo it!!!!

ITS FINALLY CONCERT TIME!! @ShaniaTwain My most listened to artist of 2022 you have no idea how stoked I am for tonight!

@UteChap Better not have been… 🧐

@Daveglauser Haha. Was it your GF’s idea?

Over the weekend my GF’s aunt offered to lower my libido via acupuncture….

@UteChap @AquiMiraNoMas Then it worked. Scared the sex drive right out of me

@AquiMiraNoMas @Daveglauser I imagine the cure is simply taking your mind off of sex and forcing it to think about the pain of being poked.

@UteChap Hell no but that’s as uncomfortable as I’ve been in a while

@Daveglauser Did you accept her offer?

@UteChap Pretty ridiculous how viral it went but all laughs on their end

@Daveglauser That video was a big nothing burger. They have jobs and described them. Young people with good jobs doing them the new way. So shocking and damaging. /s

Update- they are both in even better positions than they were a year ago, crushing for their companies. Also the blonde is an absolute dime I’d take her out any day of the week, twice on Sunday.

@tyevenson20 Can a guy not dream?

@Daveglauser In your dreams !!!

My parents have a dog named after this mountain.

Revolution by the Beatles and 3rd verse of High for Hours by J. Cole have the same message.

@th_wright 31-24 Utes!

I got two court-side Utah Jazz tickets for the first person who correctly predicts the Rose Bowl score. Ready. Set. Go Utes!

To whom it may concern… @_DaltonKincaid TE NCAA Ranks: Yards - 1st Yards per game - 1st Receptions per game - 1st Touchdowns - 2nd Receptions - 2nd Only played in 11 games. This is the BEST Tight End in the country. Sincerely, Football Fans

@wassuuuuuppppp @todayyearsold @celesse @National_Aviary What was it?

@todayyearsold @celesse @National_Aviary @Daveglauser

@Meg_Welch @UteChap He owed me a few after all the times I’ve smoked him on the bball court

@Daveglauser @UteChap Ute chap smoked you dawg

Millennials will mock someone for praying to God for blessings then turn around and manifest to the universe for synchronicities.

@Daveglauser The key here is to allow everyone to show their faith (that’s what that is) however they are comfortable. If manifesting synchronicities is the first step for them realizing that’s no different than believing in a God that can create miracles then so be it.

@UteChap Very well said.