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@Gaynotqueer1 “…but then I look in the mirror”

Thanks for letting us know. (Yes this is real)

@WeirdMedieval Le tits now

When I was in high school, my art teacher had this poster on his wall and before I even knew what it was about I found its presence almost unbearable

@JeremiahDJohns “Cooking the frozen food”

In honor of DoorDash discourse somehow returning in 2026, a thread of my favorite posts from the original discourse. I feel like we've all forgotten how insane things got. "I am too anxious/depressed to microwave a frozen meal. I need communal cooks to feed me"

@Gaynotqueer1 Sounds exactly like a ma trying to sound like a woman, but less successful than say, Dick Emery

Man lectures his 'allies'.

@Gaynotqueer1 Did it eat the cool kids?

"Join us and be one of the cool kids."

@jmtcomedy @JamieWhistle Stick your bum bag in your fanny pack

@Davep951 @JamieWhistle Yes it does. It’s a dumb thing to say. Like so many Americanisms.

This is not ok Seattle Airport @flySEA

@_MAGA_NEWS_ Those UN jobs would look a lot less attractive in Nairobi

🚨JUST IN: In a bombshell announcement, UN Secretary-General António Guterres has issued a dire warning: "the United Nations is on the brink of total collapse" if the United States, which contributes approximately $2.2 billion to the regular budget alone, does not give to the UN.

@THR Why is that one wearing a medium size dog on her head?

Jamie Foxx tells Chappell Roan how much his kids love her while on the #Grammys red carpet

@IanDarke “The mascot’s laces were not done up properly, so this 61st minute goal is ruled out”

The disallowed Villa goal yesterday points up a key VAR question - how far back in the play do you go ? Why not just say only anything involving the assist and goal ? If anything before that was missed , tough.

@jmtcomedy @JamieWhistle Not really. Bitch about it if it’s at Heathrow, which it isn’t, it’s 5,000 miles away.

@Davep951 @JamieWhistle Yes I know. My point still stands.

@jpclemens @JamieWhistle @flySEA Most people don’t go window shopping for an urgently needed bathroom

@JamieWhistle @flySEA I walk past them every time, but I see people using them. Do they not know that there are other, properly gender segregated restrooms elsewhere in the terminal?

@jmtcomedy @JamieWhistle It’s in America - that’s what we call them here

@JamieWhistle I’m more offended by the use of the word restroom. It’s a toilet. You go to the toilet in there, you don’t rest. Toilet isn’t a swear word.

Who knew?

@PollyPorridge You were never teached right, apparently

I still don’t know what putting tape over the microwave numbers does because I failed Hotel Tricks at school.

@LeoKearse I once asked him to lend me some money, but he said he was a little short

He's not happy.

@SteveEaton39415 @LeoKearse It’s a low bar though

@LeoKearse People like him are in short supply.

@chr1sa Streaming and broadcast stay roughly the same in total Box office obvs fell off a cliff but is recovering, albeit not where it was Only massive (unexplained) change is DVD, and I think that could be premature divestiture of hard copies and the glut in used, as someone else said

One of my hobbies since writing The Long Tail is tracking the decline of blockbuster culture in the US. It's striking how film streaming is still not even close to compensating for the decline of DVDs and broadcast

@chr1sa It doesn’t help that box office is on the bottom because it’s the only one that really fell off in the pandemic and it distorts the perception of the other three with that giant dip

@MikeDugar And the Packers are…?

WSJ reporting that Seahawks will go on sale “shortly” after Super Bowl 60. Also says Jody Allen’s ownership of the Seahawks has “been quietly under siege for some time” and the NFL issued the Seahawks a $5M fine for noncompliance.