Dave Shroder

@virginmedia internet has gone down and I’m the other side of the world. Could do with some help here

Last week in a bunker I thinned a wedge into the slate face of the bunker. The ball came back and hit me square in the 'plums' #BBCGolf

@virginmedia self set up is a joke. Issue on my line can't get an engineer until Saturday! No internet for a week!

@united I left my drivers license on the 1.06pm IAH to MCO flight yesterday. How can I find out if anyone picked it up? Seat 34A pocket

@DisneyParks 30 min wait with a fast pass on Buzz Lightyear???? This is a joke

@VitalcogSteve good result. Terrible draw for the next round

Having a family is the most rewarding thing, but the pressure and stress of making decisions that affect 3 other people so much is so tough

All set for #Matthew. Hoping #Lakenona gets off lightly

@dantdm my 6 year old son Freddie loves all your videos. We watch them all day! Will you be at minecon this year?

@DJFozzie @SkySportsNewsH8 joke account mate

@BrightHouseCare any idea why over the last 3 weeks my internet is just so bad. Dropping connections all over the place every 20 mins

@StanCollymore @SiriusXMFC what channel on Sirius Stan?

@rak_strong @markbutcher72 how many of these do you get a week? I reckon 10+

Trying to pay my internet bill #ironic @BrightHouseNow

I've lived all over the UK and in two states of the US, nowhere feels more like home, than Texas. #HTown #clutchcity #gostros

In my entire career, I've never been so bored. #recruitment

KFC cook, Warehouse Picker, Tractor production line worker, Cheque Fraud Investigator, Timeshare Salesman, Recruiter. #firstsevenjobs

@DJFozzie @FrintonGolfClub @russ_family ha ha! For one night! Playing Lake Nona next week, got high hopes for the course. Less so my score

@russ_family @DJFozzie all good over here. Bloody hot, down to 18, if I could putt it would be less! Some nice courses here though

@DJFozzie @FrintonGolfClub @russ_family decent scores all round! He's definitely getting cut though??