David Proctor
14 posts


It has been the greatest privilege of my life to serve the people of Colorado. Thank you. 1.usa.gov/1Gt4GCU
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They traversed the kalahari desert with only a pick axe, an Apple Watch, and a can of cheese whiz @alisha_dziarski #1team1dream1liners
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(But probably not Cymblify I swear) @shelbsred #1team1dream1liners
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I thought this was the Cold War! @WillR56 #1team1dream1liners
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Risk of life and limb (I.e. No bonus points on the next exam) @zwz140501072 #1team1dream1liners
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...Beautiful family. It'd be a shame if something were to happen to them. @imuruguayanbro #1team1dream1liners
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Are we in the world, or is the world in us? @deannantiao #1team1dream1liners
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Impression: powerful stuff. Satirize those micro aggressions! @tchen1997 #1team1dream1liners
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I'm a tiger mother cub so it's about time to hear me roar #1team1dream1liners
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