Teresa

@alisha_dziarski "...17 locations in the soil and walls w/ faint etches of Steve Job's face." #idunderlinethat 😂🍎

@sonia3ruiz "some call it 'normal talking.' We call it 'inceptionyng.' With a 'y.'" #idunderlinethat 😂

@shelbsred "or the black hole with eyeballs suddenly gets smaller or the bathrobe stops chasing the woman around." #1dunderlinethat #snaps

@WillR56 "if u drop this class, youll have done the same thing as 545 of ur classmates! Dont give in to peer pressure!" #1team1dream1liners

"I knew we had chemistry, ORGANIC chemistry, together; my stick was meant for her ball." @zw2140501072 #idunerlinethat 😂😂😂

@imuruguayanbro "take a picture of their youngest child & include it in your final paper...🙂" #idunerlinethat (and def trying that too!)

@DaveyProctor "our relationship has been intimately physical, like when we were connected by an umbilical cord." #1team1dream1liners 😂

@deannantiao "the Kardashians all do this; do you really think their jawline naturally looks that great?" #idunderlinethat

@deannantiao "sorry i dont think jm supposed to laugh at my own jokes" AHA #1team1dreaminers

@DeanXin #idunderlinethat "my friends are at the same table watching Netflix. I make a mental note to find out what classes in..."

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I just want a 6 month holiday, twice a year. that's all I ask.

I feel sorry for the person who has to write the "Terms and Conditions", When will they realize no one reads that shit.

Dear YouTube, Please take off the ads, Those 30 Seconds feel like forever. Sincerely, Everyone.

Sitting in a movie theater, saying "We need to see that!" after every trailer.

Playing random notes on the piano, and they actually end up sounding good.

"Just go ask them!" "Okay but can you come with me?"

I hate when your seatbelt randomly locks and you can't move.

Calling your best friend after something crazy happens.