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@Thabzo_Siba @jeriq_ Go and kpai 😂 it’s only your big butt brothers that loot and steal

@jeriq_ Only to find out it’s your brothers because aiii we so many here in South Africa with all the illegal foreigners..

Two lazy xenophobic Black South African tried robbing a white only restaurant but got battered and chased with an Axe. 😂😂 MAGA ✊️

@PoliceNG The police man is hiding something the boy was willing to show the person that sent him but police man was fast to shoot him. He knows something

EFFURUN SHOOTING: POLICE ASSURE JUSTICE AS OFFICER FACES DISCIPLINARY ACTION The Nigeria Police Force condemns the fatal shooting of a suspect, Mene Ogidi, which occurred on 26th April 2026 in Effurun, Delta State. Preliminary reports indicate that operatives attached to the Effurun Area Command responded to credible information from Benin Motor Park along the Warri–Sapele Expressway regarding a suspect apprehended by members of a transport union while attempting to waybill a parcel containing a Beretta pistol with four rounds of ammunition. While efforts were being made to take the suspect into lawful custody, the team leader, ASP Nuhu Usman, discharged his firearm in clear violation of extant regulations, resulting in the death of the suspect. The leadership of the Nigeria Police Force has directed the immediate transfer of the officer and his team to Force Headquarters, Abuja, where they would face the Force Disciplinary Committee for summary disciplinary measures and prosecution. The Inspector-General of Police extends his condolences to the family of the deceased and assures them that justice will be served in accordance with the law. He further urges members of the public to remain calm and law-abiding as the disciplinary and legal processes take their course. The Nigeria Police Force maintains a zero-tolerance stance on extra-judicial actions, abuse of authority, and any conduct that undermines public trust. DCP ANTHONY OKON PLACID, psc(+), mnipr, mni Force Public Relations Officer Force Headquarters, Abuja 28th April 2026

@iloveeuju Very useless fools what i do to them is once they refuse to accept I will use bolt and accept any amount bolt is giving me but then I will put the amount of 3k ride at 50k once they accept it I will leave the ride unless na the rider cancel m

22 fools

@mrrasmulan @grok whats the difference

Once I learned the difference between the two, I appreciated just how powerful the iPhone is.

@Usmanashafe Hausa boy mansir Ibrahim that traumatized me in secondary school he was always coming first and my family will always use it to mock me Aboki carry first I carry second. Fear an intelligent Hausa person you just can’t beat them I tried so much

No disrespect to any tribe, but you see these 3 Hausa girls that said they want to study Medicine and surgery? I won’t be surprised if they are given the course and they study it and they actually become doctors Hausa people (the ones that care about education) are one of the most intelligent and brilliant people in Nigeria If you have encountered them before, you’ll understand what I’m saying The educated ones among them speak finest English A lot of people underrate them but you see the ones that are focus on education? They are mostly unbeatable in class I wish the 3 girls good luck, and I pray they become doctors 🙏🏽

@niff_wizzy Oga we buy this ball size 3 400naira some self 350

stop lying bro, this ball was never sold for N400. the lowest price we got it was N1500

@BashirAhmaad @Alex_Barbir You see why we Dey call una cows because you think and act like one 😂 you’re seeing a civil defense cops man at his back you’re still asking for explanations mumu wey him fellow cow give OON

@Alex_Barbir Would you mind explaining this? AI?

Nigerian Muslim leadership have made their position on terrorism clear. Anyone who threatens their hold and power over Nigerians lives is a threat. They want light anywhere but in Nigeria. Ask yourself, why refuse assistance they themselves don’t give you?

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@OriginalKhutso5 @Hey_Onyinye It’s better being chased by boko haram than your hungry , ugly looking children and men. we make money to get all those things you mentioned but you sit your ass down and wait for r370 open your ass you will see how dark it have turned because of sitting idle fool

@David4sophia @Hey_Onyinye That's why you don't have ambulances, paramedics, antivenom, electricity, running water,etc with Boko Haram chasing you around,you have no capacity to think

This is why those “alien-headed” men feel jealous and envious of Nigerian men. But why would you be driving such a luxury car in a country where majority of men are lazy and cannot even afford bicycles, and expect them not to feel envious? 😂😂

@OriginalKhutso5 @Hey_Onyinye We don’t need R370 to survive and be lazy like your men who allows the women to go outside and feed them while they drink and fuck and make babies who will eventually turn into thieves and looters. I know you have a stolen phone with you there I can buy it

@David4sophia @Hey_Onyinye Something Nigeria doesn't afford as a corrupt and poverty stricken zoo

@OriginalKhutso5 @Hey_Onyinye Hav you finished your Social Relief of Distress R370 on few bottles of beers 😂

@Hey_Onyinye That's how your role model hush puppy got caught dimwit x.com/i/status/20422…

@Mpho97271606 @Hey_Onyinye Hav you finished your Social Relief of Distress R370 on few bottles of beers 😂

@Hey_Onyinye You are high on crack🤦🏾‍♂️

@Mpho97271606 @Hey_Onyinye Hav you finished your Social Relief of Distress R370 on few bottles of beers 😂

@Hey_Onyinye Yet your mother's stay in mud houses 🤦🏾‍♂️ yall were wearing skirts all your lives only started wearing trousers in sa 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

@Unabombaar Yoruba egusi wey dem go full oil

"Opeyemi famakin, you're wrong. Yoruba egusi be like concoction compared to Igbo egwusi. You only said yoruba egusi is better because you're a tribal bigot. When It comes to soups & food in Nigeria, Igbos are No1, Efiks No2. Yoruba no reach Igbo for anything" - Itsikiri TikToker

@ChuksEricE This girl really thinks her opinion matters when no be prostitution and only fans we Dey talk about

“People don’t realize that if Blord actually wanted to come out that day, he could have. But he’s trying to prove a point that VeryDarkMan is an øppr€ssor and he’s ready to see the case through to the end.” -Izzy Ogbeide says.

@TionDaniel27050 @sparkle_akoga It’s mangu girls nobody fuck Muslim men and wants to die for them like mangu girls some of them goes as far as converting to Islam because of them

@sparkle_akoga Which tribe are those girls? Pls.

God punish all those Christian girls dating Muslims men

@sparkle_akoga That’s why I don’t rate Jos women at all Infact few years ago before I left Jos one of them even drank poison to die because he left her to marry a Muslim sister 😂 you see mangu girls it’s their work very stupid Joz women

@metronaija Yoruba people it’s in there blood they don’t know what loyalty is any way

Abike Shuga just posted a video with Funke Akindele. Her comment section is on fire Toyin Abraham is a former boss to Abike but she is with Funke now. Abike just use this video to shade Toyin Abraham

@realFFK @renoomokri The problem is once they win election you dog will wag your tail and move towards them you have said same about Tinubu now look at you licking his ass so we are not moved or surprise

A CASTRATED BUNCH OF FRUSTRATED CLOWNS... Given the fact that they have been castrated by the courts and INEC and they no longer have a party and platform to stand and run on, the Association of Destructive C*nts (ADC) now have more to worry about than @realFFK and @renoomokri! Who are the ones that have been REJECTED now??? 🤣 They have been REJECTED by the courts, REJECTED by INEC, REJECTED by their original founders and REJECTED by the Nigerian people for being erratic, unstable, unreliable, unserious, irrational, epileptic, divided, crooked, hopelessly corrupt, palpably insane and wholly incapable of forming a united, disciplined and battle-ready political party! They can't even form a party and hold it together yet they want to rule Nigeria? God forbid! To be sure they are not just a danger to themselves but to our country! May I suggest that they channel all their energy to building up and forming a real opposition party over the next 5 years and then field a candidate for the 2031 presidential election? Given the circumstances that is their best bet because 2027 is already lost to them. INEC and the courts have spoken. The ADC has been gelded. They have been left with no balls. They are now a party of eunuchs. They no longer have a platform. They are like a headless chicken. They are like a sorcerer with no staff. They are like a witch with no wand. They are like a racehorse with no legs. They are like a race car with no engine. They are like a ship with no sail. They are like a castle with no walls. They are like a warrior with no sword. They are like a Knight with no armour. They are like a jilted lover who is all dressed up with nowhere to go. Poor souls. God works in mysterious ways, His wonders to perform. This is what happens when all you do is pose for group shots, talk balderdash on television, contract an army of malignant and malevolent trolls on social media, employ the services of leporous and incompetent spokesmen, contract rag sheets to spread lies and fake news, rely on your foreign friends to bring carnage and destruction and destabilise our country and lament from morning till night without offering any concrete solutions. Frankly they got what they deserved. Actually I believe they deserve even worse and worse will surely come their way. To my friends and brothers in the ADC I say "Pe le o", stay calm and have a great day! 😂 (FFK)

@izzy_ogbeide You think say na Ashawo matter we Dey talk here comot for here jare stupid woman you think here na TikTok

Vdmcc actually arrested Blord? Wow, this is amazing😂😂