David Schofield

@MrJamesMay I worked in a pub as a student in the early 90s and one regular drank spritzer but I’ve not heard of it since.

It’s my round at the pub and one of my mates has asked for a white wine spritzer. Is this the first time since 1987 that one’s been ordered?

@MsiDouglas Hakimi just had a good chat with the ref. Reminding him how much he has been paid?

Newcastle not getting anything at all out of referee Slavko Vincic. A very dubious penalty, two ridiculous fouls given against Elanga and there was a shout for handball against PSG there too. It's a hard enough challenge as it is without this kind of officiating

@MsiDouglas Credit where it’s due mind they have got a 12th man

Newcastle just can't get any grip whatsoever on this game. The change in set up means they're getting overrun in midfield... while PSG's pace is giving them all sorts of problems. Woltemade isolated up front. Chastening #nufc

@SkySportsPL Could someone let @9smudge know that Dan Burn is left footed. Lewis Hall gives different things to Dan Burn but being left footed isn’t one of them

@BalsamHillUK I have just bought one of your trees for a not inconsiderate sum. Unfortunately one of the branches is bent. Your customer services suggest I take a hair dryer to it and take care! Why should I be fixing a brand new product? Surely this compromises its longevity?

@ChronicleNUFC Whole team has been rubbish

Into injury time. Can they get an equaliser chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football…

@ChronicleNUFC We deserve to be below the Mackems playing like this!

NUFC have looked a bit better this half but not much to be fair chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football…

I recently moved house. I removed my old address from my account and added my new one but on ordering online and using @PayPalUK it defaulted to my old address and wouldn’t allow me to change. I have called today and received virtually no help and was told to contact the retailer

@OVOEnergy on your app we can compare energy use to last month or your idea of a similar home. Why can’t we compare to our home for the same period last year? Is this to hide your price rises?

@PortugalAirway I keep getting unwarranted emails from you but the opt option shows an error. Please correct your system as you are in breach of GDPR regs. I won’t be using you as I never got my money back after COVID cancellations.

@virginmedia Why have such an option if they can’t actually cancel the account?

@virginmedia I have just spent 30 minutes going through your automated system, selecting the option to cancel my account, then holding to be then told the person who answered can’t cancel my account and he can’t put me through because they have finished!

⁦Trying to switch to ⁦@lloydsbankinggp⁩ and got for copies of this letter. Turns out the switching team are only available Monday to Friday 9am to 5pm. What to do?

@ToonPolls Worst set of penalties I’ve ever seen

Well this is an interesting penalty shoot out.

⁦@DPD__UK⁩ ⁦@DPD_UK_Drivers⁩ what do you think of this driving on a single track residential cut-de-sac where children play?

@dpd_uk ⁦ ⁦@DPD_UK_Drivers⁩ single track residential cut-de-sac where kids play. What do you think?

@OVOEnergy it would be a good addition to you account page if we could compare to same month last year. Weather changes so comparing May to April doesn’t really help but May to last May gives a good comparison.

Used a different email address but haven’t received an email. What do you suggest now?

@evrisupportline I went to drop a parcel this morning and the shop had changed systems. Apparently my email is too long for the new system! Suggestions?

@MartinSLewis Does the treasury and @RachelReevesMP think that the money in cash ISAs just sits in a pot? Do they not realise that the banks invest this money in lending and the markets to enable them to pay the interest and make a profit?