David Lindsell

@Emmie_exx A hundred and one

8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, 78, 98, 108 etc are you stupid

@jacobfuredi Yes but all the history of newspapers - including good newspapers - has also been an attention economy - one that also acknowledges that a headline needs to be good - fewer people end the story than start the story - hence the inverse structure

I'm a week late to this, but damn it's so good

@SpurzForEver Ginola wasn’t at Tottenham in 1990?

Happy Monday 💙 #THFC 1901

Our Winter Night Shelter is open every night from now until May. Becoming a volunteer means more that giving a few hours, it means becoming part of a vital team working in Kingston to help people move beyond their current experience of homelessness. kcah.org.uk/can-you-help-u…

@escapefrommelos Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis

what do you do with people like this? Serious question... mass euthanasia? reinvention of something like medieval monasteries? a "jack in" to some kind of VR reality soma? Something has to be done

@JonTolleyTweets Ok you have to go close up to get that reference fully I admit

@JonTolleyTweets I’m fine with it. Glad tidings to all were-humans pulling sausage strings out of the butts of mutant Griffin/dogs

someone saw the AI’d proof and thought, “that’ll do”

A challenging but amazingly rewarding role to help us get people off the cold streets this winter

With winter on the way, we are preparing for our next Night Shelter, which means we currently have 6 roles available for work within the project. Visit kcah.org.uk/vacancies/ for full details. #KCAH #kingston #nightshelter #recruitment #charityjobs #charityjobsuk

@AdamPLofthouse @COYS_com Urgh

@AdamPLofthouse @COYS_com Not even that optimistic - the two seasons we got this we had an amazing run and then slumped at the end so it’s a marathon not a sprint catchphrase

Spurs 7 games in 21 days with @AdamPLofthouse predicting 14 points... Do you agree? #COYS #THFC coys.com/post/tottenham…

@panks_79 Didn’t Ange say roughly the same too ?

Who’s this Watford moron on TalkSport? Claiming Tottenham hasn’t been in a final for 25 years with the exception of the Europa League. Tottenham have been in a number of finals in past 25 years. IQ of a knat.

@FakeShowbizNews Where’s Justine Frischmann?

‘Britpop Demon Hunters’ to arrive on Netflix on 23 September

Britpop Demon Hunters

@RetroShirtsFC Number order for subs is good as is they come on we (my kids) know who they are

16th - Spurs ✅ Colour scheme is cool ❌ Number order ❌ Unsure on using numbers for subs

No one asked but this is the correct ranking of all 20 PL Line Up Graphics 20th - Man United ✅ No Positives ❌ Number Order ❌ Numbers too big ❌ Names too small ❌ Horrible layout

Up for our first race v shortly

@CorinthianCas @Croydon_FC @CHUFC Damn - we walked up here as the website still said the old time and date

UPDATED PRE-SEASON SCHEDULE Please note the change to the date and venue of our game against @Croydon_FC which will now take place on Wednesday 23 July at Whyteleafe. And the game at @CHUFC is a 7pm kick-off. We'll see you all in a few weeks. #VaiCorinthians

@Melindola @Knitty19 @LondonFire @communitybrain I will be picking up this weeks @surreycomet with hope

@Melindola @Knitty19 @LondonFire @communitybrain Yes it looks like it. I’ve never been inside. If I was still a newspaper man with the ability to pick up a phone and interview a variety of people + lay out a few pages this would have the potential for an interesting lead story a down page and a rack of nibs

Huge smoke clouds emanating into a clear blue sky in Tolworth /Surbiton today from a big fire? @LondonFire