Spleenless Dave

@FuhgedNews Tonight on Tattooine's number one sports channel, watch "Mos Eisley Hutt Fights!"

In this National Geographic episode, two wildebeest are fighting in the hood half naked.

@MatrixMysteries She dances like a retard.

An American woman films herself dancing in Walmart after spending $3,000 on EBT. If you’re able-bodied and celebrating a government-funded grocery haul like you hit the lottery, something’s broken. Meanwhile, millions of WORKING Americans can barely afford their own groceries.

@AntiWokeMemes A

The WHO claims that eating Bacon is not good for you. What will you do next? A. Eat Even More Bacon B. Trust the WHO

@Geniustechw Zip it, lib-gash.

Liberal woman has a full meltdown: “F*ck it, let’s go to war… Trump supporters up front! Now you get to show how tough you REALLY are! Boots on the ground — no women, no people of color… straight white conservative men!” What’s YOUR response to this?

People are getting fed up with the potential AI takeover. There’s a new trend where people are pushing the robots over as a way to fight back. What do you all think about this?

@LangmanVince We're not getting any shots, you yammering stool sample.

Here we go again, just in time for the midterms!

@gman5180 Theo is obviously retarded.

A guy named Theo Von says... "Every white person's dream I think is to wake up black." Thoughts? Is that true? 🤔

@real_EBS_ Somalis are the asshole of the state.

🚨 UPDATE: Somalians in Minnesota are LIVID that President Trump is preparing their deportation, claiming, “The Somali community in Minnesota is a BACKBONE of the state!” Not even CLOSE! They’ve stolen MILLIONS in taxpayer dollars and LEECH. Deport.

@RealTrumpGesara NEVER

BE HONEST WHAT DO YOU THINK? A. RECONSIDER B. NEVER

@LlaveAlMisterio It's Moonbase Alpha from Space 1999, of course. They actually blew the moon out of orbit to film the series, and brought it back once it was over. They just didn't tell the stupid people so they wouldn't freak out....uh...wait...I've said too much.......

🛸¿ESTRUCTURA ARTIFICIAL OCULTA EN LA LUNA? LA PRUEBA QUE NO PUEDEN EXPLICAR 👁️ Un potente telescopio de observación lunar acaba de capturar algo que desafía toda lógica. En la superficie gris y aparentemente muerta aparece una formación que parece una estructura construida: bordes rectos, sombras geométricas y una silueta que no encaja con ningún cráter natural. Peor aún… justo al lado, un objeto extraño se mueve con claridad cerca de la superficie. No es un reflejo. No es un error. Se desplaza con un patrón que ningún meteorito o roca lunar debería tener. La Luna se supone silenciosa, desierta y sin actividad desde hace miles de millones de años. Pero cada vez hay más registros como este: anomalías que parecen bases, torres y rastros de actividad inteligente. Oficialmente nos dirán que son “ilusiones ópticas”, “sombras de cráteres” o “satélites cruzando”. Siempre la misma explicación cómoda. Sin embargo, cuando amplías la imagen, cuando analizas el movimiento fotograma a fotograma, la historia cambia. ¿Cuántas veces más vamos a aceptar la versión “natural” antes de admitir que algo está pasando ahí arriba? La Luna no está vacía. Nunca lo estuvo. Y cada noche nos observa en silencio… guardando secretos que alguien no quiere que descubramos. Mantén los ojos abiertos. La verdad está escrita en la superficie lunar🤫

@lady_valor_07 Somehow still being alive at that size.

What was Chris Christie's Biggest achievement?

@ImMeme0 Why can't any of these end with the store employees beating the shit out of assholes like this?

Black man proudly uploaded a video of himself trashing a store and breaking its glass door while calling the worker “racist.” The catch? The worker was black too.

@Angel_Paradize Ah, the Phattenugly sisters don't approve of this young ladies attire. Wah.

Le "side-eye" est monté au niveau maximum... 😒💀 ​POV : Quand ton style dérange mais que tu brilles quand même ✨👺

@caerariyaa The machine is saying "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

Ouchhh 😤

@Viralvid_89 The horse looked back like "Did I get him? I did? GOOD."

Instant karma!!!

Bro opened it the wrong way.

@AgbaExtro So many "fails" any more feel obviously set up, since most people don't record themselves painting a bathroom, or walking down steps with a Lego spaceship that just happens to get dropped thanks to the dog being underfoot.

What’s that sound in number seven?😂🤐

@TheRealMarina0 They should lose a hand.

Do you agree with this ???

@EndWokeness Yeah, don't do anything about the rampant crime in your shithole, just bitch that it's Walgreen's fault for having enough of the constant theft.

UPDATE: Walgreens lost $1 million on this 1 store last year due to the theft ($400k on security)

@EncourageY31128 @FBAGoddess444 @tariqnasheed 🤣

@FBAGoddess444 @tariqnasheed Omgoodness What is wrong wit hiiiiim Aww The police Awww My goodness Bitch chu going ta jail Giiiirl *high pitch* Oooh Omgoodness *higher pitch* Oooh Omgooodness Oooomygoodness 🤣🗣😭💀😭💀

This was crazy, Houston what yall got going on