David Duchrow

Wish I had said this.

**MICROSOFT JUST BUTCHERED 10,000 WORKERS THEN HIRED THEM BACK AS CONTRACTORS WITHOUT BENEFITS FOR 40% LESS PAY** Satya Nadella executed the most diabolical workforce scam in corporate history Workers got terminated in January with the standard "difficult business decisions" bullshit email Then March rolls around and suddenly Microsoft needs "consulting talent" for the exact same fucking roles Same desk. Same computer. Same projects. But now you're a contractor with zero healthcare, zero PTO, zero job security I'm hearing from sources inside that over 60% of the "eliminated" engineers are back doing identical work for $85K instead of $140K Microsoft spent $72.4 BILLION on AI infrastructure in six months while orchestrating this contractor swap scheme Stock buybacks hit $26 BILLION last year while they gutted full-time headcount to boost margins The best part? HR is telling the contractors this is "more flexible for everyone involved" Translation: we get the same output for 60 cents on the dollar and you get to pay your own healthcare Satya made $79.1 MILLION last year executing this labor arbitrage masterpiece If your company just announced "workforce optimization" followed by mysterious contractor job postings, you're about to get fucked the exact same way They're not automating you out of existence. They're turning you into a gig worker with a computer science degree

BREAKING: The United States and Israel are bombing Mehrabad International Airport in the heart of Tehran right now. Bombing a civilian airport is a war crime.

Oracle executives are getting DEATH THREATS after that 6 AM email massacre and Larry Ellison just hired Blackwater-level private security 30,000 workers butchered via automated email while Oracle posts $6.13 BILLION in quarterly profits I'm hearing Oracle leadership is now working from "undisclosed locations" because former employees are showing up at headquarters with printed copies of their termination emails Sources saying the Redwood City campus looks like a military compound. Armed guards checking IDs. Parking garage access restricted. Executive floor completely locked down. Oracle spent more on executive protection this quarter than they'll pay in severance to 30,000 families The same company that automates human termination emails can't automate executive safety Larry Ellison's yacht has three security boats following it. Safra Catz hasn't been photographed in public since the bloodbath. Meanwhile former Oracle workers are posting TikToks outside Ellison's $300 million Malibu compound One terminated engineer drove 800 miles from Austin just to stand at the gate with a sign reading "I BUILT YOUR CLOUD INFRASTRUCTURE FOR 12 YEARS" Oracle's AI algorithms can eliminate 30,000 jobs in milliseconds but can't predict when desperate people stop playing by corporate rules If you're still at Oracle, your executives are literally hiding from you behind armed security while counting the money they made from destroying your career The revolution isn't coming through the front door anymore. It's coming through the fucking walls.

To people under the age of 30: I realize you don’t believe us and this seems like a meme, but this was a real story.

@davematt88 How about that!

Chair Lincoln was sitting in when he got shot

There are no words.

One last look at Earth before we reach the Moon. This view of the Earth was captured on April 5, the fourth day of the Artemis II mission, from inside the Orion spacecraft. The four astronauts will reach their closest approach of the Moon tomorrow, April 6.

I love it when women go to the moon. What a picture 🥹

@mcuban @retired2soon Thank you- I was thrilled to discover that my needed asthma medication is $48 on Cost Plus. It was $151 with a coupon at the pharmacy and over $300 with my insurance.

🚨🚨🚨We’re in the middle of a coup, like it or not A key element is the “presence” of nice ICE. Unmasked. Cordial and chatty. Get used to them hanging out at the airport get used to them at the polls. There’s not a separate group of ICE agents who smashed your windows, kidnap you from court and kill you. They’re the same guys. youtu.be/r-gtuP9BhQQ?si…

The NYT published a link to critical original reporting on Iran 45 minutes ago. A good, fair story. They have 53m followers. The engagement metrics you display say they got 94 likes and 33 retweets out of that. Is that accurate? And if so, shouldn't you work on a better algo?

@blossomedchild Look at everything he did to avoid her. He probably painted over and repainted that mural several times.

It was Dannon's stepmom.

Y’all are acting like you’ve never seen a 79 year-old sexual predator wake up on Easter Morning, snort some Adderall and insult the world’s 2 billion Muslims while threatening war crimes against a country he illegally attacked to distract you from ‘Epstein Files’ before?

@NYCMayor I'm happy to know that the Mayor of my birthplace has better words to share than the orange madman that abuses Christianity like ISIS, and decided to announce war crimes on this Easter Morning. Thank you, Mayor Mamdani. Bless 🫶

@NYCMayor Isn't it crazy that a Muslim man has nicer and calmer things to say about Easter and Jesus Christ versus the orange buffoon that is president of the United States? Happy Easter sunday, everyone.

He was installed to create chaos and destroy the United States from within. That’s not a guess. It’s literally what’s happening. And the regime used the dumbest people in the nation to rally behind him and defend his every move, but even that is fading.

New market manipulation talking points are out

El Paso officers attempted to arrest a 28‑year‑old woman with autism on a warrant she didn’t know about; footage shows her being tased and punched, but Officer Tavera’s reaction when she asked for his badge number has raised questions about the force used.

I’ve never seen anything like the Epstein files in my life. -Raped -Cannibalized -Trafficked -Filmed -Terrorized -Tortured -Murdered -13, 14, 15 year children Epstein removed children's teeth so that they couldn't bite. Retweet 👍🏻 if you also want the Epstein Files released.