David.E3

You may not have kids you may not want kids But kids will inherit the Earth It's your job to leave it better than the way you found it.

@MikeJudge Can we get another idiocracy movie but based on ai trying to save us and not doing a good job?

Bread with 10% sugar isnt bread in europe but it is in the US. 🤦‍♂️What are we doing?

@US_FDA can we add ph scale to drink labels for dental health

I've never seen the kid move faster then when i asked him to go to his seat and work. Pe vs classroom "DO SOME WORK DEVIN!"🤦‍♂️

Why can't the gym have a live band Or just 1 person Playing a base drum, over, and over, and over

What is respect It is Not "admiration" Admire=love=appreciation Respect= a minimum magnitude of a virtue that u Give to everyone Respect= A minimum level of independence A minimum assumption about someone's mental/physical/financial ability

Changes with the accumulation of information about the person If they do dumb stuff, they lose Your respect

Singing When You Wish Upon a Star is lowkey disrespectful to the dinosaurs.

Kid: Im gonna be a rock star M: What makes u say that? Kid: <Walks over naked to give me an explanation "Because i threw my underwear and it landed perfectly. M: 🤦‍♂️No, that makes you a stripper

A g string

What object, when worn, can cut you gas emissions in half?

I got up at 3am to find my dog barking at a slug on her food dish

If the juggler is a naked lady do we call her a jiggler?

@minogully @OhHowByronic My 1st thought was, just have them be as open minded as myself. U seem to mean the same thing "but with more steps"

@HillaryClinton can we require hub or axle electric motors to be retrofitted on commercial trucks?

What's the right emoji set for a finger up the ass. I want this letter of resignation to be perfect. (Jk) *My girlfriend p***** me off.

A banana is the best assistant for swallowing pills.

I think this on hold music is a live 7 year old playing piano

@shesagoblintho Are they all carnivorous if u put blood in their soil?

Where do y'all reckon I can find carnivorous plants?