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@interesting_aIl This is incredibly realistic. She runs into the other cars but throws her hand up like it's their fault. Just like real life.

@WallStreetApes Don’t come to Colorado, your vehicle will be in shambles by the time you leave.

American is furious over the state of our roads “I cannot f*cking believe that we pay to drive on shit like this. F*cking unreal — These f*cking assholes waste our money on everything except for what we f*cking give it to 'em for” His truck sounds like it’s shaking apart because of the potholes and cracks in the road. He says his vehicle almost comes out of gear because of the road

@NylaNova01 I’m going to start backing into the gas pump

Bro was just getting gas… then the ground cracked 😭

@nocontextmemes The salt always kills me.

@darkerknight98 @CollinRugg @getrichordietri No, they’ll just use robots.

@CollinRugg @getrichordietri I bet you when it’s rebuilt they’ll pay their employees better😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

NEW: Footage shows the aftermath of the Ontario, California, fire that wiped out a 1.2M-square-foot tissue paper warehouse. 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim was allegedly upset about his pay, so he decided to burn the whole warehouse down. The warehouse served the tissue paper needs of about 50 million people, according to authorities. Video: adventure_air_official / ig.

@thekerukeion @MatrixMysteries Fucking moron.

I mean they kind of have a point. Los Angeles was originally part of Mexico before it was bought in 1848 is the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. I’m sure before that point everyone there predominantly spoke Spanish. Historically, the areas of present day Los Angeles was home to the Chumash and Tongva Native American tribes.

“My immigrant parents are in a hospital in LA — and neither of them speaks English.” There was no interpreter on staff, so the doctors asked her to translate. “This is Los Angeles. DONT tell my parents to learn English — that’s your problem, not ours.”

@elonmusk @boringcompany How has there not been real investigations into this money laundering scheme?

The @BoringCompany could build a Hyperloop tunnel from downtown SF to downtown LA for <5% of this cost and it would be a technological marvel exceeding any high speed rail on Earth

@elonmusk @boringcompany Yes, but would Newsom get to take that money and hand it out to his friends? If not, it won’t get approved.

@DeleteLawz2024 @BillboardChris @elonmusk @YukonStrong I’ll let you in on a secret, we love Canadians. Don’t tell anyone else though.

@DavidHnumbers @BillboardChris @elonmusk @YukonStrong Passive...bingo. We suck. I hate it. I really want 51.

Canada is cooked

@dwub668 @BillboardChris @elonmusk @YukonStrong lol. The fat shots are taking care of that, it seems.

@DavidHnumbers @BillboardChris @elonmusk @YukonStrong You guys are just like us. Literally zero difference other than weight

@DiseasedCarcass @elonmusk I met an older couple from Alberta when I was in Jackson. Great people.

@elonmusk It’s obvious to all by now.

@BillboardChris @elonmusk @YukonStrong Canadians don’t really seem to have the will to push back on any of this stuff. Your country slowly degrades with no real political will to stop it. Everything just seems so passive. I don’t live there, so I shouldn’t even weigh in.

@elonmusk @YukonStrong Most of our politicians certainly are. Canada is more than them.

@Jill2BetsyT @WallStreetApes

@WallStreetApes Obesity ⬆️ in USA

This is so insane “Crumbl Cookies is now selling a cookie with the amount of sugar you would get, not in 1, not in 5, BUT 11 of these Krispy Kreme donuts” This one cookie has 69 ingredients including one that crosses the blood brain barrier How is this legal??

@BlindBearMedia The cards are the exact same. Paramount has nothing to do with the cards that are put together. You now get to watch every fight for one price. It’s 100x better than PPV nonsense. The UFC has just sorta stagnated in their promotion.

Do you think UFC on Paramount is better or worse than ESPN so far?

Who’s the first person you think of when you see this logo?

Has any actually got a job from LinkedIn? It just seems to be a dystopian hellscape where everyone lies about who they are and how extraordinary talented they are. What a shitshow.

@mattvanswol @WallStreetApes Dental insurance is probably a bigger scam than general health insurance, there just isn’t as much money flowing through it.

@WallStreetApes Delta Dental is my dental insurance that I get through my employer... They rarely cover anything at all. It's so frustrating, almost worse than medical insurance. I'll get random bills in the mail and have to fight with them to cover it. I hate them so much.

WOW 🚨 Delta Dental is considered a nonprofit but the CEO skyrocketed her pay from $4.5 million per year all the way to $48 million over 4 years That’s $1 million dollars per month pay for one employee as a nonprofit “Delta Dental is considered a non-profit, and as such you can be their taxes online. So I got curious in their 2014 filing, the IRS requests for the organization's top accomplishments. Delta Dental reported that over 95% of claims electronic, online and paper were processed without any manual intervention. That means when your care is denied, there is less than 1 in 10 chance a human reviewed it — That same year, Delta dished out up to a 30% pay cut on the care that doctors deliver, and for a decade, they did not raise what they pay for your dental care by a single penny. Meanwhile, their CEO's salary skyrocketed. She went from 4.5 to $15 million a year. From 2014 to 2018, she made off with almost $48 million before leaving her position. That's a million dollars a month. Must be nice. And she's not even a clinician. She's a CPA. You don't have to be an accountant to do the math. Dr. Pay cuts stagnant reimbursements. They were never about saving patients money on premiums.”

@9Sling @theisabelb Derp, derp

@theisabelb I agree with this. Donald Trump IS authoritarian. Do you even pay attention???

Teenagers are sharing photos of their AP U.S. Government textbooks, and the sheer amount of indoctrination is wildly disturbing. Apparently, Barack Obama is ideologically a right wing authoritarian. Hillary Clinton and George W Bush are entirely indistinguishable politically. Donald Trump is of course virtually the same as Hitler. @tedcruz is apparently more radically authoritarian than Fidel Castro AND Joseph Stalin..??!!?? @Linda_McMahon — can we expedite some major changes to American public education?

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