David L. Durkin

@ICEgov Federal authorities at the end of my street last weekend. ICE thought enough of this to post it on their own twitter feed.

ICE is dedicated to removing criminals from American cities, and D.C. is no exception. Make D.C. Safe Again!

If WW3 starts and we all get vaporized, this is the video that I want left behind for the survivors to find

2024 season in the books. A lot of rain, 100° degree days and through it all WE provided an elite surface. Your hard work doesn’t go unnoticed. Thank you. ♥️

Pat Murphy: “There is no one who epitomizes being a champion like this man does.” Bob Uecker: “I peed my pants!”

President Bartlet bringing down the house tonight #WestWing

@PoetRose We look forward to the relaunch and to whatever else you and Himself write in the interim.

#OTD in #history, 1796, surveyors from the Connecticut Land Company founded a town along the Cuyahoga River and Lake Erie shoreline. Named for the leader of the expedition, #Cleveland would go on to become a leading city in American activism and industry.

@IrelandAmbUSA @IrelandEmbUSA Thank you very much, Madame Ambassador!

Wishing all of our friends across the United States a very happy #4thofJuly

@PintsO_Guinness @mickoneachtain Or at least bulletproof.

@mickoneachtain Then you become immortal.

Need an excuse to have a Guinness?☘️ One pint of Guinness provides the following: 51% of your Recommended Daily Allowance (RDA) for copper, contributing to antioxidant activity (cleansing), providing energy, and maintaining the immune system. 💪 33% of your RDA for vitamin B6, keeping us happy, maintaining the immune system, and reducing the risk of heart disease. 🖤 31% of your RDA for niacin, which looks after our cells, provides energy, and may play a significant role in the prevention of cancer. 🧬 24% of your RDA for vitamin B12, essential for the duplication of DNA. It works with folate and vitamin B6 to decrease the risk of heart disease and cancer. 💊 (RDA = Recommended Daily Allowance) #Guinness #GuinnessIreland #Stout

The old method of pouring a Guinness!🇮🇪☘️

I canna be the first person to note this but he doesn't have enough sense to come in out of the rain. Sunak calls UK general election for 4 July rte.ie/news/uk/2024/0… via @rte

🚨VOYAGER 1 BACK IN ACTION! After months of silence, NASA has reestablished contact with Voyager 1, the furthest human-made object at 15.1 billion miles away. Launched in 1977, both Voyager probes continue to exceed their life expectations, exploring the depths of interstellar space. Source: USA Today

Sounding a little more like yourself, #Voyager1. For the first time since November, Voyager 1 is returning useable data about the health and status of its onboard engineering systems. Next step: Enable the spacecraft to begin returning science data again: go.nasa.gov/49PQ6bh

@PoetRose A Little League game? It helps to have your inner playlist cued up with Boots Randolph's "Yakaty Sax" -- a/k/a the theme from Benny Hill -- for anytime the ball is put into play.

Blessing the airwaves as we get underway. #GuardsSpring

Baseball. Next. #ForTheLand

@neorsd @JoanGrbach I had to look up your handle to remind you of this. Slan, @DavidLDurkin

potato peels will clog your garbage disposal

@DaleCrammond I kept looking for you in the stands during the telecast.

Let’s go! #IREvITA #SixNations

Woody Guthrie's New Year's Resolutions from 1942

Do Americans Sing ‘Auld Lang Syne’ Because of a Frat Party? @atlasobscura atlasobscura.com/articles/auld-…