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@MorganTonight @talkSPORT @joelbeya Awful radio station now

@talkSPORT @joelbeya What a farce

😡 "I'm here to launch an attack on Cundy and Agbonlahor..." 😤 "Dancing around celebrating!? Makes me sick!" @JoelBeya is not impressed with Jason Cundy and Gabby Agbonlahor celebrating #AFC's loss to PSG! 🔥

@msinghsagoo Distancing yourself from it now.

My Sikh community knew Digwa was a loose cannon and banned him from our Gurdwara. I had suspicions about him all along, just how the hell can a baptised Sikh act so recklessly with no regard to human life? RIP Henry

@BritIndianVoice You all hate our culture but also you all want to be british

Britain to India: “We civilised you.” India to Britain: Invents zero Chess surgery shampoo yoga Usb Also India: becomes 4th largest economy Britain: “Could we discuss a trade deal?” 😌🇮🇳 #BritishIndians

@StevenBillingh5 @bushontheradio And parents who take all 4 kids with them ffs

@bushontheradio Pensioners banned from supermarkets on Saturdays.

FIFA have added new rules for the World Cup. What new LIFE RULES would you like to bring in?

@WG_RumblePants T20 is dogshite

What kind of cricket do IPL fans watch when there is no IPL? Do you watch other T20 leagues, international cricket or do you just switch off from cricket until the IPL returns?

@Ginger_Tucci 🤣🤣🤣

@DavidLewis30091 You don’t bring a knife to a duck fight

Would you rather fight one horse sized duck, or 100 duck sized horses. Show your working.

@TinkerCunt_ Sooh in polkadot tights is just fire 🔥 😍

I have somehow managed to pull myself together but by fuck I am fragile 😂

@_samantha8 Get rid of it and take me to bali 🤣🤣

I've got a villa booked for my 40th. I'm paying for my first week but people are coming the second (and it's a free week cos my friends family own it). I've not spoken to any of those lot really since arranging and, they're not really my friends. Shall I sack it off?

@UK_GMO Hasn't been a rivalry for decades

Is there a more one-sided rivalry in English football than #avfc’s with #bcfc? Villa are so far ahead in pretty much every metric possible; size, history, trophies, head-to-head, time spent in the top flight + Europe, size of fanbase, players who have represented their country

@its_chloehill Tbf chloe I think most would like to eat your cone 🤣🤣🤣

Horse ate my cone 😊

@evans_reanne @Exsnookerpro Picture apparently judd put up that site

@Exsnookerpro 🤷‍♀️

Leave him alone you cnuts. It may well be he's been hacked. If it is him then a public flogging won't help the boy. Who knows what state of mind he's in after that leaking out. Tread carefully.

@piersmorgan Spent a fair bit yourselves

Hi Kevin, we were celebrating Chelsea finishing 10th in the League, 33 points behind Arsenal, after spending £1 billion on players who wouldn’t get on our bench and whose only European football next season will be on a beach in Marbella. Thanks for asking!

@55sharon @SandyofSuffolk @longtallshazza Still sellout though

@SandyofSuffolk @longtallshazza A decent caravan in one of the 'popular' sites cost £1100 for 7 days wtaf.....a caravan!!!

A hotel we often go to in the Cotswolds in February for our anniversary is £120 per room per night including breakfast. Just looked at the prices for June as I fancy going back there. £1,100 for 3 nights!!!😲 We're not going. 😡

@ColinSpenc4257 Yep.back boiler.never out of hot water and so lovely in the winter

I DID, DID YOU.

@StanCollymore Absolutely spot in stan

@SarahCoombesWB You are doing yourself no favours here sarah.constantly seen pandering.no mention of an innocent victim but hey go put up the traffic lights video and speed camera to make you feel ok

It was a pleasure to recently speak at Guru Nanak Gurdwara in West Brom 🙏 I have been standing with the Gurdwara after a horrible racist attack earlier in the year 😠 All of our communities across Sandwell deserve to live without fear of hate or violence 👍

@Wakeup60324665 @Racing_Tales Yeah terrible ride

@Racing_Tales Would have won the derby too if it wasn’t for starkey

Dancing Brave was ridiculous winning the 2000 Guineas in 1986 the same year as winning the Arc! That turn of foot 💨💨💨

@GLB_88 I'm not bald 🤣🤣🤣

I will not interact with ugly, over weight, bald men slagging off arsenal! Go watch porn as you never get a shag you sewer rats! 🥰

@quantumleap68 @shanks201082 @EchoesOfOrder @hvgoenka Have to get my 5 holidays a year from somewhere pal

@DavidLewis30091 @shanks201082 @EchoesOfOrder @hvgoenka Work more

A Swiss hotel once displayed a list of special rules exclusively for Indian guests which I personally saw and was appalled. Today, videos of garba in restaurants, loud conversations in airports, and turning aircraft cabins into picnic spots keep doing the rounds. Even in Davos, an Indian businessman blasted Punjabi music in a club so the whole town could hear it, calling it “soft power” but to everyone’s annoyance. Japan earned global admiration through their courtesy and civic sense. If India wants to be a true global superpower, the world should remember Indians for its excellence, consideration and respect for others. Our civic sense seriously needs to be upgraded.

@siobhanworld 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sometimes you just have to say things out loud (or post them on social media), to realise how incredibly stupid you are being. Of course I’m not going to meet the ex husband again. Whatever was I thinking? Thank you Twitter. Love you all ❤️