David Mitchell

@ShaqOatmeal137 Hahaha

Please #CowboysNation join me and boycott the season. Only way this franchise will care.

Prime Deontay Wilder knocking out a mascot on live TV after not realising that it was a man wearing a costume

I am a sucker for offensive players that can line up all over the formation. TCU WR Savion Williams is that dude.

Every TCU loves him too! Once the team unlocked his versatility, it flipped the season.

Before I have to hear the nonsense, reminder that TCU beat Michigan. Leave us out of this

I’ve had the opportunity to do a lot of cool things in my legal career. By far the coolest was representing a 6-year-old boy pro bono as he was adopted by his foster parents. Both of his parents had succumbed to drugs. By the grace of God, he was fostered by a beautiful family from rural Texas, on the outskirts of Dallas. When I agreed to take the case, I had no idea what I was getting myself into. As a corporate transaction lawyer, I had never once been to court. The only other time I’d been in a courtroom was in the mock trial classroom back in law school. I drove 45 minutes to a northern Dallas suburb, found the courthouse, and met my clients. I was nervous. I had a piece of paper to read, and my hand was shaking. The little boy’s entire kindergarten class came to support him. His new extended family was there too. They asked me questions about court like I was an expert… I had no clue what I was doing. I didn’t tell them that. When the adoption became official, he cried as his new mom hugged him. It was truly beautiful. Now, I have a six-year-old of my own, and it absolutely destroys me to think of him trying to navigate the world without loving parents. If you have the chance to foster or adopt, do it. Happy (belated) National Adoption Day.

Savion Williams with another wild TD catch 🔥 He's doing it all out there for @TCUFootball 🐸

That was an absolute freaking dime from Hoover.

@Peruna88 @slmandel You’ve been broke since the 80s.

@slmandel And I’m good with that.

In all seriousness, we may need to consider that Georgia possibly broke both TCU and Florida State beyond repair.

@FrogPreacher Beautiful drive. Now I’m terrified of the refs for this last drive.

TOUCHDOWN TCU! Hoover to Jack Bech as the Frogs reclaim the lead.

@FrogPreacher He pulls his arm out of the WRs arms too hard. 15 yards. Unreal.

Camara gets a 15-yard penalty after making another tackle, and it's a first down for Stanford instead of 3rd and 14. Just an unbelievable number of mental mistakes from TCU tonight.

Amon’s agent getting @AdamSchefter to add the extra $20k per year over Aiyuk is hilarious. @DannyBKelly

@McKenzieBlandin Wild!

Mike Malone didn’t get a tech there? lol

TCU is *still* the only team from the state of Texas to win a College Football Playoff game

@AliceRolli1 is hard-working and a proven leader. She has a track record of working across the political spectrum to accomplish big goals. If you live in #Nashville then you should consider her for Mayor.

Hey Nashville, do you trust your city government enough to hand them a blank check? #votealicerolli for Mayor of Nashville

@bushbee2 We got Wemby.

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