David R. Carroll

@hwinkler4real True, but it doesn't always work out

One does not loose any height or weight if you change your mind

@RetroNewsNow Sadly, Lafayette he was murdered on the way to the hotel. Jessica solved that murder too.

🎷Angela Lansbury and Garrett Morris in the ‘Murder, She Wrote’ episode ‘Murder to a Jazz Beat’ (1985) *Bonus points if you can spot the Capitol Records building and a palm tree or two, though the episode is supposedly set in New Orleans

@RetroNewsNow It will never last.

Newsweek Cover, April 23, 1990: Why America Loves 'The Simpsons'

@nlyonne Catherine Deneuve can enslave me, or even harvest my organs any time!

Hotshots 🌶️🌶️🤘

@oldcanadaseries youtube.com/watch?v=xi2CFu…

A 1923 Canadian 25 cent bill.

@oldcanadaseries It wasn't bad, but it broke the cardinal rule of fast food: Fast.

McDonald's Pizza in the 1990s. Did you try it?

Well at least it's not FOUR TWENTY.

The middle schoolers have left their mark in my classroom.

@kittythefool @EvanLSolomon Ouch! 👋👋👋

@EvanLSolomon I hope it knows how to handle payroll

We’re building the first public AI supercomputer, owned and operated in Canada, to power innovation across every sector. From healthcare to clean energy to startups scaling here at home, this is about making sure the future is built here. Applications are open. 🇨🇦 Nous construisons le premier superordinateur public dédié à l'intelligence artificielle, appartenant à et exploité par le Canada, afin de stimuler l'innovation dans tous les secteurs. Des soins de santé à l'énergie propre, en passant par les start-ups qui se développent ici même, notre objectif est de faire en sorte que l'avenir se bâtisse ici. Nous acceptons désormais les candidatures.

@deloisivete Don't do that, you won't be able to find your fridge.

About to chain a pair of scissors to the side of the fridge so the kids will quit losing them

@FunMovieTVFan Just ask @CraigyFerg

Its National Look Alike Day! Post two people who look alike...

@AllieJade1 I swear I knew this without searching for it. That's Nancy and Ann Wilson. It all started when Mike Fisher was drafted, and elected to go to Canada instead.

This singing duo was actually sold to Canadian audiences as "being" a Canadian band. Do you recognize them? Do you know how it came about that they were actually sold as a Canadian band, even though they were very much American?

@Cmdr_Hadfield I am at the pop bottle level of rocket science understanding. (Nice attempt at a Korolev cross here): youtube.com/watch?v=KWpQvd…

Rocket Science! All you need to know: 1 - simple rocket engine 2 - Apollo lunar lander 3 - Space Shuttle 4 - nuclear rocket engine Trace the fuel (red) & oxygen (green) with your finger. Don't underestimate the pumps. (from THE ROCKET by David Baker)

@Astrophysicslad But there are likely Billions and Billions of planets. Sooner than later we will be calling them Sally or Ralph.

@DavidRCarroll We got over 100,000 god's around the world though, no??

can we go back to naming planets after gods because wtf is HD 189733 b looks like a password...🙂‍↕️

@chiancheng @chrisalbon Nope:

@chrisalbon What’s more wild is that the salary of those CBP stationed are paid for by the host country. They all get diplomatic immunity too along with their family.

It is wild there is an entire US terminal in Dublin airport where you pass through US customs *before* boarding the flight to the US.

@Kristinartz Our family inherited a set of Encyclopedia Britannica from around 1900. It was great for homework so long as the subject was steam engines or birds.

Did anyone in your family ever own a full set of encyclopedias? Those heavy books sat on the shelf like treasure - we'd actually flip pages to look stuff up. Who remembers Britannica or World Book?

@lady_valor_07 A knife. A fork. And a dozen napkins. Perhaps a Tums.

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@Jack_Frodo There is only one: #Firefly][

Artemis 2 movie?

Criticizing travel expenses is a favourite of journalists and opposing politicians. But only 35 US states have aircraft for the Governors use. Most are not for their exclusive use and are cheaper to operate turboprops. Notably, California's Governor does not have a plane or even have a travel allowance. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_e…

I do not care if Doug Ford or Mark Carney or whoever else has a government plane. Just like I don’t care if we invest in 24 Sussex so people can actually live there. I find it embarrassing we constantly nickle and dime what’s normal in other countries.

@LauraRbnsn Dave from SpaceIsCoolNews.org : Rise, would you toss yourself in the air so we can see if you still work?

He's probably too humble and shy to answer but they should at least ask