David

When people ask what teams I follow: twitter.com/based_shesty/s…

I can 100% see the Rangers taking Tynan Lawrence at 5

god I hope we take Malhotra

@bob_kawa I want him

Ok why don’t we want Malhotra

@lookingtragic Just wait until they also give them number 2

they gave the Toronto Maple Leafs the 1st overall pick because they're doing everything to keep Auston Matthews there

@mugnoma Kako was pushed into the crease, goal should’ve counted

OTD, 2022: For the first time in 1,820 days, the #NYR hosted a playoff game at the World's Most Famous. It was an epic. Shesterkin finished w/79 saves, second to the NHL record set by Korpisalo in 2020 (85 saves). Adam Fox skated 40:27 and opened the scoring. Copp and Kreider also scored in regulation. From "back in it" to "of course", or perhaps "here we go"...

call me chief keef cause i hate being sober

Does Bonnie use purple lipstick?? Is that a thing?

@bob_kawa how can you not be romantic about Twitter

Sam said he’d eat cold pizza for me is anyone more romantic?

getting hella drunk and watching family guy reruns >>>>>

@bing0funk good reminder, I gotta pay rent

Transferring money from my boss to my landlord in record time

@vzmercogliano Great Ranger, not great at player development

Jed Ortmeyer is out as #NYR director of player development, per league source.

@bing0funk I’m checking Twitter while thinking about the insane list of things I have to do

For someone so behind at work, I sure am moving with an extreme lack of urgency

I’d kill myself if it wasn’t so inconvenient

It smells like shit in the shit room, he thinks to himself while shitting

@samrosenszn I’m switching to shower jagerbombs

Shower beer ❌ Shower Dr Pepper ✅

@bob_kawa I like the Canadian national anthem more than the American so I love it

“It’s weird that the Sabres also do the Canadian anthem” babe have you ever considered not tweeting

Kapanen!! (can I go to sleep yet)

Respectfully, this game cannot go to OT rn

@DJ_Tkachuk @TheBrattPack63 Bob Wischusen

@DavidS36_ @TheBrattPack63 Genuinely asking here, who would be your pick to be the play-by-play announcer for the Stanley Cup finals on ESPN?

It’s super cool that ESPN saw all the tweets complaining about them muting crowd noise and said “oh you want crowd noise? Here, we’ve turned the on-ice mic up to a BILLION and every time the puck hits someone’s stick your neighbors dog will hear it. Also fuck you”