CRAIG RFC

@rangersrabble My son has an exam on Thursday. I seatsubbed his ticket a few hours ago as I couldn't get rid of it for free to anyone I knew. It's been sold 😀

Anyone care that’s there’s a game on tomorrow?

@DanielH_LUFC I didn't even know there was a rule.

Referee applying a rule that hasn’t been used all season because they need to help keep a Sky 6 club up 👀

@Demeter_Erinia Chinese wife, plus I lived in China, so Mandarin for me.

I know people listen to music from other eras… But do you ever listen to music outside your own language?

@conmansteggo @G__S__7

@DavidTDM7583 @G__S__7 Apart fae surrendering ya banger!!!🤣🤣🤣🍀🍀🍀

No Fucking Surrender

@madnutter0102 Yeah

@DavidTDM7583 Is that netting?

@Babywwir Yup, all 20

7 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?

@Nickisbackbaby Yes

If someone enters your country illegally but finds work, raises a family and contributes to society.... Should they be deported?

@moonchild23580 TV and my mother's cookbooks.

Men who can cook... who taught you?

@models_by_Russ Always

Anyone else use a pen at the polling station today instead of the pencil they provide?

@benonwine My Ultra Burner

Right… I’m heading back to 1983. What’s everyone having brought back?

@chefsevenn Gravy

What’s your best drink for this meal?

@realMaalouf Hungary. Budapest is a fantastic city.

I want to take a trip to Europe, but I don’t want to see Muslims. What countries should I visit?

@TheDailyDraught Is it not rebranded Carling?

I don't understand how has Madri managed to infiltrate it's way into so many pubs across the UK

I fear this is true, but me and your mum had a wild time while it lasted. It took her mind off the fact she couldn't make you brush your teeth

@CarolReMarks Yes

Without looking it up, have you heard of the movie Romancing The Stone? I’ll tell you why I’m asking, later.

@hollywoodcurry @historigins Beat me to it

@historigins Rowan Atkinson completed his undergraduate studies in electrical engineering at Newcastle University before earning an MSc at Queen’s College, Oxford, where he began performing comedy sketches, subsequently beginning work on a PhDin electrical control systems

Everything was good until I realized this man has an IQ of 178 and a master degree in electrical engineering from Oxford University

@RuthDavidsonPC Legend

If you know, you know 😉

@Mahmud_wazeeree The Matrix

First movie that comes to mind? 🤔🎬

@LucyTCWife Two Tiered and Still Here

Exciting progress made on my book today! Should be released very soon. If you can guess the title of the book you can have a free signed copy 😊😊