David Bowen

@FaeTheYY And Celtic got Beaton. Ironically.

Fuck the celtic score .......rangers got beaten again aaahahaha aaahahaha aaahahaha aaahahaha aaahahaha aaahahaha aaahahaha aaahahaha aaahahaha aaahahaha aaahahaha

@LIlVEFOREVER Just to confirm bender status

@David_Bowen01 Do u like ur mocktail (cock)

@David_Bowen01 yo sista

@chris_sutton73 Happy Birthday Chris 🍀💚

Thanks for all the birthday messages👍❤️

@LIlVEFOREVER Thank you for the lovely bolognaise, unexpected and delicious. You got skillz fam, loving your work.

@LIlVEFOREVER Fair enough, I’ll cave in to your Gen Z short attention span and accept the offer of a ceasefire. Until the next battle Lilz, peace be with you.

POV: sat next to a scotsman (feel bad for me) and he now follows me on twitter. BUMBACLART AND TING.

@LIlVEFOREVER You misspelled “your”, you meant my. And that’s only because she can’t count to 12.

@David_Bowen01 10 inch? Not what your mum told me..

@LIlVEFOREVER As opposed to the David Teninch I actually am. And if I want to see balloons I just look behind the bar.

@David_Bowen01 Jokes on you, you look like an old David Tennant if he went on a lads holiday to ibiza. One too many balloons, eh David?

@LIlVEFOREVER Nice to know you failed you driving test as a protest. PS fuck off Greta Thunberg

@David_Bowen01 I just choose not to kill the environment, why cant you sit with other people on transport? Do you look down on the “commoners” or what? Do you even care about the ice caps? P.S, your mum.

@LIlVEFOREVER Thanks for the advice. Couple of points, firstly if I ever need your advice then I shall give certain tell tale signs. Like being sectioned under the fucking mental health act. Secondly I have no need of buses, some of us can pass a driving test. Innit.

@David_Bowen01 Yeah, and this pub has a different department for OAPs. go sit on table 2 you old wanker, your pint of bitter and pack of pork scratchings await you. I even hear that the bus stop opposite accommodates the retirement bus passes

@LIlVEFOREVER Sorry, it’s a different department for juveniles.

@David_Bowen01 Ok mr police officer, arrest me then. Oink oink 🐷

@LIlVEFOREVER And if you even vaguely understood humour you would realise the difference. I apologise that any level of wit is beyond you but I struggle to think down to your level. Obvs.

@David_Bowen01 I wouldnt call pretending your accent is your humour, a personality? personally..

@LIlVEFOREVER Not in my experience but fortunately some of us have developed a personality to compensate. You should try it bumbaclat.

@David_Bowen01 So tell me, DO hairlines grow back?

@LIlVEFOREVER And was absolutely hammered when she conceived me. Get you all judgy.

@David_Bowen01 Oh. Well of course she does, shes scottish too, shes probably only 13 years older than you

@LIlVEFOREVER Makes sense, she’s got alzheimers.

@David_Bowen01 Hugh told me he had a lovely time with yours last week actually, apparently she loves the different shirts…

@LIlVEFOREVER Which reminds me, say hi to yours from me.

@David_Bowen01 Your mum

@LIlVEFOREVER Rhis bad? And we’re dumb apparently. At least we understand irony. Ya coo.

@David_Bowen01 brev u proved my point. they say the scots r dumb but i didnt realise it was rhis bad

@LIlVEFOREVER Fuck!

@LIlVEFOREVER Quickest unfollow ever.