lils

Hey guys! Me and a team of Greenwich students are running an event on the 12th March in Tottenham, partnered with Sew Positive charity. Bring unloved clothes in your wardrobe, and come upcycle them or swap them with us, and make them loveable again, with a cocktail in hand 🍸

Ai is ruining the mandem

the bbc was paying you and your sex pest best mate 7 figures to do blackface, i suggest sitting this one out

@liamgallagher Liam its my birthday 🎈

CMON

cannot actual be arsed with this, just make the vaccine available on the nhs, i have things to be doing

@LIlVEFOREVER Just to confirm bender status

@David_Bowen01 yo sista

@David_Bowen01 Do u like ur mocktail (cock)

@LIlVEFOREVER Check yo self fam

@shedreamspurpIe WHAT

NO WAY NALA SUGG-DEYES HAS DIED

@David_Bowen01 1400 people read our fake beef. Thats mad

@LIlVEFOREVER Thank you for the lovely bolognaise, unexpected and delicious. You got skillz fam, loving your work.

POV: sat next to a scotsman (feel bad for me) and he now follows me on twitter. BUMBACLART AND TING.

Just turned auto-capitalisation back on. Does this mean I’m an adult now

@David_Bowen01 RETWEET

@David_Bowen01 I call a truce. Only because i know your fingers must be tired, what with your old arthritic bones and such. This much brain power is probably causing some early onset dementia, so i’ll take the hit. Good luck in your future endeavours David

@LIlVEFOREVER You misspelled “your”, you meant my. And that’s only because she can’t count to 12.

@David_Bowen01 10 inch? Not what your mum told me..

@LIlVEFOREVER As opposed to the David Teninch I actually am. And if I want to see balloons I just look behind the bar.

@David_Bowen01 Jokes on you, you look like an old David Tennant if he went on a lads holiday to ibiza. One too many balloons, eh David?

@LIlVEFOREVER Nice to know you failed you driving test as a protest. PS fuck off Greta Thunberg

@David_Bowen01 I just choose not to kill the environment, why cant you sit with other people on transport? Do you look down on the “commoners” or what? Do you even care about the ice caps? P.S, your mum.

@LIlVEFOREVER Thanks for the advice. Couple of points, firstly if I ever need your advice then I shall give certain tell tale signs. Like being sectioned under the fucking mental health act. Secondly I have no need of buses, some of us can pass a driving test. Innit.

@David_Bowen01 Yeah, and this pub has a different department for OAPs. go sit on table 2 you old wanker, your pint of bitter and pack of pork scratchings await you. I even hear that the bus stop opposite accommodates the retirement bus passes

@LIlVEFOREVER Sorry, it’s a different department for juveniles.

@David_Bowen01 Ok mr police officer, arrest me then. Oink oink 🐷

@LIlVEFOREVER And if you even vaguely understood humour you would realise the difference. I apologise that any level of wit is beyond you but I struggle to think down to your level. Obvs.

@David_Bowen01 I wouldnt call pretending your accent is your humour, a personality? personally..

@LIlVEFOREVER Not in my experience but fortunately some of us have developed a personality to compensate. You should try it bumbaclat.

@David_Bowen01 So tell me, DO hairlines grow back?

@LIlVEFOREVER And was absolutely hammered when she conceived me. Get you all judgy.