gargle my balls

hi it's that time of year that i remember i have storm season tickets. would anyone like to go see a storm game? they're so fun i got season tickets even though i live in nyc. here's their home games! my seats are dope! holler at me if you wanna go! airtable.com/shrC0ab7jlNV3k…

oh wow hire joe! he's the best!

i can't watch any video over 30 seconds and yet i somehow just watched this trailer 3x in a row

eeeeeek!!!!!

I have reinstalled Twitter to respond to this story and make sure my voice is fully heard. I am Casey. My real name is Alex but my mom decided it would be best to hide it for anonymity. But this is my story, not hers. This is not the free press’s story.

Does anyone know of a good website where I can get a shirt and then also two emails every day for the rest of my life?

i love reading so much and this thread is giving me so many new books to put on hold eeeeee

Oh hell yes. Who wants to air some dirty former employer laundry.

State Sen. Megan Hunt (D), speaking directly to Republicans, reaffirms vow to filibuster all legislation if #NEleg anti-trans bill passes: "No one in the world holds a grudge like me. And no one in the world cares less about being petty than me. I don't care. I don't like you."

Regarding Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, my uncredited work is in the book. "Solution" is, by the author's own admission, a take on my game Train. She uses the same theme, gameplay patterns, releases the game at the same location (MIT) ... more

Outrageous. Libraries are crucial to NYers of all ages & backgrounds, filling so many needs. NYPD just blew past their overtime budget by $100M+. Take $36M from NYPDs bloated $11 BILLION annual spending & give it to libraries. We'll all be safer for it

absolutely horrifying

fuck transphobes and transphobic media

If the government won’t bail out my Silicon Valley Bank holdings, I’m going to become an even bigger libertarian.

@garybernhardt @DaveAronson oh man i just said this last month

@DaveAronson Absolutely fucking mind-blowing that they did that publicly, and everyone was like "oh, that's a bit embarrassing but OK" and then just never talked about it again.

Wow, the Python docs' SEO has really gone downhill. Searching Google for "python __eq__", the docs don't even show up on the first page. Ultimately this is Google's fault, but unfortunately Google has given up on its core product so responsibility falls on the Python docs.

BREAKING: The NLRB ruled today that Starbucks illegally fired and mistreated 35 union workers in Buffalo and Rochester. As part of the punishment, billionaire CEO Howard Schultz must record a video in which he reads workers their rights.