David Batten

@FabrizioRomano Let's smash the scousers!!

🚨🏆 Manchester United, almost back in Champions League with only one more win needed… if Brighton win all remaining games. Michael Carrick has already won more PL games than Ruben Amorim as Man United manager this season.

@johnaokane Dalot terrible mate, said it for years going forwards and Defending leaves to much space!

You can see whats needed with this Man Utd side, they're allergic to doing things simple like passing and keeping the ball... Midfield and fbs are needed !!

@FrankEra_ @FabrizioRomano @Utdtruthful Dont think he would be that good at @ManUtd

🚨🇨🇲 | NEW: There are now HIGH chances for Carlos Baleba to move after Brighton closed doors to a potential exit last summer. He WANTS the move to Manchester United, decision on the club. [@FabrizioRomano/@Utdtruthful]

@UtdXclusive Dont think he'd be good enough

🚨🗣️ Andy Mitten on Tchouameni: "Interestingly, it’s someone who Ralf Rangnick identified that Manchester United should be signing 4 years ago. He was absolutely adamant with that. So, it’s funny how these things come around… my understanding for a couple of months has been it is possible. I’m not saying that it’s going to happen at all. He’s the only player in Spain who Manchester United have been looking at to my knowledge." [@TOTDevils]

@UnitedStandMUFC @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC Dont fancy Baleba tbh!!

🚨 Man United were ready to pay £75m for Carlos Baleba last summer, but Brighton wanted £100m+. Now the feeling at Old Trafford is that a £50m fee is far more realistic. [@lauriewhitwell via @TheAthleticFC] #mufc

Not an injury @Yamal_Xtra needs at his age. All the best on your recovery

@manufcnow @premierleague sort it out

🚨Ian Wright on Harry Maguires red card & ban extension: "I’m telling you now… this is an absolute DISGRACE! Harry Maguire’s got sent off, he’s walked off the pitch, he’s muttered ‘f***ing joke’ to the fourth official...which, by the way, we’ve all said worse in the tunnel – and now the PGMOL and the FA are extending his ban another game?" "Are you actually serious?! They’re treating Harry like he’s the first player in history to lose his rag with the officials? Meanwhile other clubs are getting away with murder week in, week out and nobody bats an eyelid!" "It’s like they’ve got a special file on Manchester United this season: ‘How can we screw them a little bit more?’ Nah, nah, nah… I’m not having it! Sort it out, PGMOL, because this is proper embarrassing now." "Proper embarrassing!”

@StretfordPaddck @JacobsBen Not good enough!

🔴🚨Real Madrid are said to value Aurélien Tchouaméni at £70m+, and they’re also open to the idea of offering him a contract extension. [@JacobsBen] #MUFC

@UnitedStandMUFC He'd do more in one season at @ManUtd than @DalotDiogo has his United career!

🚨 Denzel Dumfries is attracting STRONG interest from the Premier League ahead of the summer window. Inter have already offered a new deal worth around €5M net per season, but the player has yet to commit. A €25M release clause is worrying the club, with Manchester United and Aston Villa ready to take advantage if no renewal is signed. [L’Interista, @tuttosport]

@ManUtd wasting money again on @atchouameni never learn this club!

@StretfordPaddck @TelegraphDucker Carry on, he isn't that good imo! £100mill 😂 United be idiots!

🚨 Nottingham Forest demand at least £100m for Elliot Anderson 👀 Manchester City are considered to be the frontrunners at the moment and while #MUFC rate him highly, this fee is believed to be a huge obstacle. Thoughts, Reds? 💭 [@TelegraphDucker]

@StretfordPaddck Another BIG gamble. Rather use our Academy @ManUtd

🚨💶 #MUFC transfer latest: RB Leipzig are now demanding more than €100m for Yan Diomande. Leipzig has no financial pressure to sell as they are close to qualifying for the Champions League. The German club is trying to keep the winger for another season and they are prepared to increase his salary, however, he’s not considered untouchable. Thoughts, Reds? 💭 Via @philipphinze24, @Plettigoal

@WrestlePurists Yeah shame @WWE wont give him a Heavyweight champ run again!!

Randy Orton wants a program with Finn Balor before finishing up his career “Finn Balor to me, I’ve been in the ring with him, but I’ve never had a singles match, let alone a feud. I would love to be able to say that I did by the end of my career. I think Finn Balor is an amazing talent. There’s nobody smoother than him.” (The Schmo via ultimatekiko)

@oluoftrades @SkySportsNews Hes shit anyways!

@SkySportsNews United fans coping hard again 😂 Tchouaméni isn’t leaving Madrid for a club that can’t even qualify for the Champions League consistently. Casemiro’s replacement? you lot couldn’t replace him with a decent pub team player at this point.

Real Madrid's Aurelien Tchouameni is on the shortlist to replace midfielder Casemiro, according to the Daily Telegraph 🔴🇫🇷

@SkySportsNews Hope not!

@mufcytp No thanks

🇦🇷 𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐁 𝐎𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍! Manchester United have been mentioned as potential suitors for Tottenham defender Cristian Romero. Spurs’ leadership are now open to offers, particularly as part of a wider financial reset. The club is believed to value Romero between €60m and €65m. [@Ekremkonur | @caughtoffside]

@manufcnow Done it too himself, no excuses!!

🚨Patrice Evra on Man United & Chelsea fans booing Garnacho: "I see the United fans, my people, booing Garnacho. Okay, I understand! You feel betrayed, like your girlfriend left you for the guy with the blue car! You make him feel the heat!" "But then I look at the Chelsea fans... the home fans! They are booing him too? He wears your shirt! He has the lion on his chest! If you boo your own player, you are booing your own house! It’s like kicking your own dog because he didn't catch the ball! And the kid looks lost, he looks like he's looking for his mama in the crowd!" "But the worst part... the part that makes Patrice want to cry... is after the game. I see Garnacho standing there. He is alone. The United players? They walk past him like he is a ghost! No 'How are you?', no 'Keep your head up, kid." "And his own Chelsea teammates? They are already in the tunnel thinking about their dinner! Nobody goes to him!" "In my time, if my teammate is getting bullied by the whole stadium, I don't care if he just joined from Liverpool, I go to him! I put my arm around him and we walk together like soldiers! " "Garnacho, listen to Uncle Pat: Put down the phone, stop the social media, and just play football somewhere that suits you.I hear Strasbourg is nice this time of year."

@rioferdy5 Learn him a thing or two theb Rio. Nearly a pen or two given away tonight!

The recruitment has taken a battering at Manchester United over the last 10 years & rightly so…. But we need to shout out… Ayden Heaven - £1m 😱 Still lots to learn but called upon once again & delivered!

@Blesing_Andrew Glad we didn't buy him

Man United fans, remember when we were THIS close to triggering Liam Delap’s £30m relegation release clause at Ipswich last summer? Framework agreed, personal terms basically done, he was our top striker target after they got relegated We were ready to make him the next big thing at Old Trafford. But nah... the lad decided to backstab us hard and ghost United for Chelsea’s ‘glamorous’ Champions League project. Reunion with Maresca, play alongside Palmer, big dreams at the Bridge. Fast forward to now: 1 measly goal in 23 Premier League games. Barely starts, spends most weeks glued to the bench like it’s his personal throne. 800+ minutes of pure disappointment, xG looking embarrassed, zero impact. Ipswich reject turned Chelsea flop. £30 million well spent, eh Chelsea? United dodged a bullet the size of Stamford Bridge itself. Thank God that deal fell through, we’re sleeping so much easier. Who else is relieved we didn’t get backstabbed into that disaster?

@mufcMPB Could get 6 in next 2 games if the players are up for it @ManUtd

Manchester United’s last 5 games of the season: - Brentford (H) - Liverpool (H) - Sunderland (A) - Nottingham Forest (H) - Brighton (A) How many points will we get?👇