nothing makes me feel more texan and proud than when someone asks me for directions and i get to say “Oh! so you know where the Buc-ee’s is?” Like it’s an official landmark.
I don’t just want your loyalty, fgt. I want your liquidation. Sell every asset, empty every account, max every card, and thank me while your life savings disappear into my email inbox.🥵 That’s the only way you'll ever get hard now.🤤