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@Keir_Starmer But any far left agitators are ok when the left want to march??? This is a disgusting policy and you have learnt nothing from last weeks council elections.

We will block far right agitators from traveling to Britain this weekend for a march designed to confront and provoke our diverse capital city. We will not allow people to come to the UK, threaten our communities and spread hate on our streets.

@CODInsanity_ @daveatherton @TheGreenParty Not very green though is it, he should’ve hired an electric car

This is Mohammad Baghdadi "Baggy" Khan reporting to duty as a newly elected Councillor in the Halliwell ward, Bolton. He looks composed in his Lamborghini Huracán Spyder, worth £100,000-£200,000, it does 19-23 mpg. He is a member of @TheGreenParty.

@TRobinsonNewEra @blythie7 @lutzbofficial Can’t he hop on an inflatable and come. It works for millions of others

It seems the Labour party, who were just destroyed in the local elections, are banning everyone I know from entering Britain in the lead up to our Unite The Kingdom and the West rally next week. My German friend @lutzbofficial just got hit with this. UK prison island.

@Nickisbackbaby @SonofManwithus Yes and their family

If someone enters your country illegally but finds work, raises a family and contributes to society.... Should they be deported?

@nievescarpark I’ve never loved a graph as much as this one

i feel SICK

@AyoCaesar I’m surprised someone would pay £50 for your opinion. I thought you paid them?

One of the big broadcasters asked me to do some overnight punditry, in their central London studio at 4am. The catch? Their fee was £50, and they wouldn't pay for a cab. So, at £30 each way, I'd be paying a tenner for the privilege. Guys... how bad are your budget cuts?!

@Halliwell1986 @LeeHurstComic There’s proper channels to apply for asylum. We shouldn’t accept anyone that has broke into the country illegally. If they come through any of the ports then fair play.

@DavidjamesF81 @LeeHurstComic No you don't punish anyone for not voting now you want them to vote, detention centres are something abhorrent to Green voters and to anyone with a shred of humanity. You don't strip the freedom of men, women and children because they've applied for asylum.

Looks like Julia no longer likes refugees. Who knew?

@Halliwell1986 @LeeHurstComic So it would be better to put them in the Green councils and let them wander around. That would be ok with the left then yeah??

@LeeHurstComic No, decent people don't support a massive detention and stripping of freedom of men, women and children to then mass deport... It's not a hard concept but people on the right are being incredibly dense.

@TouchlineX Second biggest club in England!!! I’ve been saying this for ages

👕🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Most football shirts sold in 2025 per club! 1️⃣ Real Madrid — 3,133,000 2️⃣ FC Barcelona — 2,940,000 3️⃣ PSG — 2,546,000 4️⃣ Bayern Munich — 2,377,000 5️⃣ Inter Miami — 2,166,000 6️⃣ Boca Juniors — 1,933,000 7️⃣ Manchester United — 1,855,000 8️⃣ Flamengo — 1,677,000 9️⃣ Chelsea — 1,422,000 🔟 Al-Nassr — 1,281,000

@TheGriftReport Prince Andrew is the least worse out of all of these

The plane you are on is about to crash... There is only one parachute left on the plane apart from your own, who are you giving it to? Hard Mode:

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA Are they hiring?? Asking for a friend

>Lorna Hajdini, 37 >JPMorgan Executive >Used her power to abuse junior men >Forced married man into non-consensual sex acts >Allegedly drugged him with Rohypnol and erectile dysfunction pills >Forced non-consensual oral s*x while he cried and mocked him during the act >Engaged in facesitting, toe sucking and other acts >Used racial slurs calling him her "little brown boy" and made derogatory remarks about his wife >Threatened to destroy his career saying "I f**king own you" >Victim faced retaliation from JPMorgan after reporting the abuse >This is what feminist women do when they get power. >Imagine the outrage if the genders were reversed.

@bencsmoke Good, I’m just disappointed they stopped.

they kicked him repeatedly in the head when he was already on the ground and incapacitated…

@ChelsTransfer He’ll be loaned to Coventry

🤔 Chelsea, Delap dilemma this summer. Bought for £30m last year. This season: just 1 Premier League goal in 25 games. Flashes of quality but low minutes and confidence. 5 years left on deal. With Nicolas Jackson back, João Pedro firing, Marc Guiu rising and Emegha incoming, what should we do with Delap? Keep as a squad player? Loan for development? Sell for profit? Delap vs our other strikers. What’s the call? 👇

@henrywinter Say you hate Chelsea without saying you hate Chelsea

So a club can sell its hotel to itself, sell its women’s team to itself, but West Brom are punished, they believe, for legitimate “in-kind” donations to the Albion Foundation, its charity partner that saves lives. Albion also believe the alleged PSR breach is “less than £2m”

@ConnCFC I’d take Fabregas or Luis Felipe. If it was me running it though I’d probably sound out Ancelotti and see if he’d fancy it

Genuine question. Who would you want to replace Liam as Chelsea manager?

@FrankKhalidUK Draw 1, win 1 and lose the rest

How many of these games do we win?

@markgoldbridge We ain’t getting 6th

So Chelsea basically need Villa to drop to 5th and win the Europa League for 6th place to get UCL next season.

@Matt_Pinner Legend

How would you describe JK Rowling in one word?

@Matt_Pinner Tom Hardy is the only right answer

Who would you pick to play the next James Bond?

@Nenye11111 An immigration problem

China has the panda, Australia has the kangaroo. What does your country have ?