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🗣️ Luka Modrić: "I’ve loved AC Milan since day one: I’m truly grateful, it’s a dream come true."

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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If football is art, this is a masterpiece 🖼️ #UCL

@CindyKatz9 @rangekilla @Venetointerista @4SecondCrypto @onehandpolitics All I read was Trump is an idiot. Which I agree

@Dawkness1899 @rangekilla @Venetointerista @4SecondCrypto @onehandpolitics Fr&US knew re Pearl Harbor. Churchill had asked for help,FDR said he wanted to assist but congress opposed going to war. It’s known for decades FDR,Churchill, et al collaborated to provoke Japan into attacking US&he blocked investigations into intel re it. Trump IS an idiot.

This country isn’t real man 😭

@rangekilla @Venetointerista @4SecondCrypto @onehandpolitics You grammar police pump your chest out too much...pathetic 🙄

@Dawkness1899 @Venetointerista @4SecondCrypto @onehandpolitics I didn’t ask dipshit. If he’s gonna call a whole nation of people retarded (including you) he better form the fucking sentence properly.

@coolio152 @SleeperACMilan

@SleeperACMilan Leao and Pulisic don’t like playing with each other and this is the wrong formation. Pulisic being a quieter shy guy won’t show his emotions when Leao never passes to Pulisic as well. They both don’t pass to each other. Rafa is just more emotionally loud about it.

🚨EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE from DAZN showed what Rafa really said The “Bordocam” format by DAZN revealed behind-the-scenes details about Leão’s substitution. Rafa was NOT angry with Allegri. His frustration was related to two occasions when Pulisic didn’t pass him the ball. You can see Rafa several times repeating, “Why doesn’t he pass the ball?” And once he sits down on the bench, he says: “He never passes it and nobody says anything. It’s always like this.”

@andrea_acmilan @AntoVitiello

@AntoVitiello Luka ti stanno usando per vendere biglietti e magliette. Il club che sognavi da bambino non esiste più... fai un favore a tutti noi tifosi e lascia questi ciarlatani in balia della loro incapacità. Sarà doloroso oggi, ma il domani ci sorriderà.

#Modric ha condiviso il suo Pallone d'oro con il #Milan: “Sin dal primo giorno in cui ho indossato questa maglia, ho avvertito una sensazione indescrivibile: per me, essere un giocatore di questo Club significa realizzare un sogno. Condividere il mio Pallone d’Oro con i tifosi è un modo per restituire loro parte di questo affetto"

One. Week. ⚾️

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@JRchamploo @onehandpolitics 🖕🏽

@4SecondCrypto @onehandpolitics Dude, fuck off

@onehandpolitics This is definitely not tactful and diplomatic, but is he wrong? What's he saying that ISN'T true?

@rangekilla @Venetointerista @4SecondCrypto @onehandpolitics He's still right asshat

@Venetointerista @4SecondCrypto @onehandpolitics How about you learn how to form a sentence before you call people retarded. Retard.

@stark3d_ @acmilan

@acmilan Forgot this guy robbed our 6th ballondor

From a champion to our fans at the Mondo Milan Museum 😍 Thank you, Luka 🙏

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❤️📺 A beautiful moment on Italian television after the Bayern Munich-Atalanta match. The great Luca Toni told the journalist interviewing Harry Kane that he wants to send him a message: 🗣️🇮🇹 "Please tell Harry that I'm in love with him in a football way. Because he's one of the few pure 9s left in the world, among all those false nines floating around. And he's the best in the world in his position." 🗣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane smiled and responded: "It's an honour what you're saying to me, and even more so coming from a top striker like you. Thank you." Long live the pure 9s, like Harry and Luca. 😮‍💨

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Friendly reminder that Bryce Harper dropped out of High School at 16, transferred to a JuCo, and got drafted at 17. He came into pro baseball as the most-hyped prospect of all time with insane expectations. He surpassed the expectations 💯