Don Keydix

Getting drunk and talking like Norm McDonald all night

The worst of both worlds, what are you doing Chattanooga

Neighbors are paying someone to do their lawn and they bring they damn kid to help? This can’t be legal

Making the ancestors proud tonight

Fuck you @Dawnkeydix

Bus ride back from Nola or do 40 years in maximum security prison

@pelosiafreak When he said flint and steel I realized life was slowing slipping from my clasps and decided to get back into my local church and completely turn my life around. I was doing heroin 3x a week

Jack black has become a modern day Socrates. When he said “chicken jockey” I cried with the realization that life is finite and void of meaning

@RealJackHorner6 The women love Horner

These women! They’re on to me!!! It’s only a matter of time before they discover my true identity

@pelosiafreak who up Krispin they kreme

@realpetebell Pete, I hope this midget eats a curb, respectfully

Hit the Pen Roethlisberger now I’m getting handsy

Who up raising they cane? #raisingcanes

Who up cracker’n they barrel

News flash: no one wants to watch a hockey team that sucks. Double fucking news flash, the predators fucking suck!

Chaz Lanier is the fucking man

Hunter Dickinson is actually god awful. Have fun selling insurance next year, I hope you blew all your NIL savings

At the Atlanta airport and the guy in front of be just popped a laxative. Smells like shit and looks like JD Vance. Great aura though

@pelosiafreak Who up joe’n their bangle

Who up jangling they Bo

@Tony_Jacobson85 Almost elite set up, need a bigger TV tho

Roomates alarm has gone off 15 times so far this morning and it’s only 10:30