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Can't wait for next season

@BankzNFH1 Him for hear am hot

Bruno get luck say he passed that ball to Ronaldo, he has learnt his lesson. 😂

@preshyfellyzee Until you learn

What’s not meant for you will disappoint you a thousand times until you understand..

@CFCoge Best defender in serie A

🔵Chelsea advancing for Palestra at rapid pace. Palestra leaning towards Alonso’s project + agreement expected inside 24 hours. Here We Go 🤝

@BankzNFH1 That's the goat 🐐

A moment of silence for those who think the Greatest won’t score in this match…. We are Backkkk 🐐

@Chiefofbridge Palmer would have made some good progress for real

🚨 Palmer Blasts England’s ‘Boring’ Football I’m Glad I Wasn’t Called Up-I’d Have Done Better: “I can’t believe what I’m watching. This England team is playing some of the most boring, lifeless football I’ve ever seen-they genuinely look like one of the weakest sides in the entire tournament. Honestly, I’m relieved I wasn’t called up. Why would anyone want to be part of that? I know for a fact I would’ve made a bigger impact than what we’re seeing out there right now.”

POV: The 2013–2015 girlie starter pack 😂💅

This is the kind of moment that makes hockey special ❤️ A little girl looked crushed when her dad gave the pucks to her brothers… so this player made sure she got one too. Her smile says it all 🥹

▪️ Ends 10-game Portugal goalscoring drought at major tournaments ▪️ First player to score 10 goals at Euros and World Cup ▪️ Portugal’s all-time top scorer at the World Cup ▪️ Oldest player to score multiple goals in a game at the World Cup Cristiano Ronaldo silencing the doubters 🤫

Hey @grok this is erling Halaand of Norway . Kindly dress him and give him a Viking tattoo like a true born vikers

My waist is convinced it's AI-generated.😂🤭

Look at Cristiano raising his hands for offside to signal the referee after Nuno Mendez scored chaii

What course is this ??? 😅

The bear doesn’t know I came prepared… I was driving through a lonely road at night when a massive bear suddenly charged straight at me. My heart nearly filed for retirement on the spot 😅. As the bear got closer, I quickly pulled out my g u n and aimed. To my surprise, the bear slammed on the brakes, looked at the g u n, and immediately started dancing 😂. Turns out he wasn't trying to attack me at all. He just wanted to challenge me to a dance battle. I lowered the g u n, and watched him dance off into the forest with more confidence than I've ever had in my entire life.

Emilia Clarke (Game of Thrones & Beyond) Emilia Clarke rose to global fame portraying Daenerys Targaryen, the iconic "Mother of Dragons," in the hit HBO series Game of Thrones. She has starred in two of cinema’s biggest sci-fi franchises, playing Sarah Connor in Terminator Genisys and Qi'ra in Solo: A Star Wars Story. She officially entered the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) in the series Secret Invasion, where she played the powerful Skrull rebel G'iah. Behind her massive franchise blockbusters, she frequently showcases her range in romantic dramas like Me Before You and lends her voice to animated features like The Amazing Maurice.

How to hit the G spot like a pro A Thread 🧵