An Implausibility of Gnus

@LowIncomeOwner @KayserHoops @JamarionBatemon @LeagueRDY @CycloneMBB @Cylights @FauxTjOtz @cyclonefanatic @CycloneDave69 @CycloneLarry69 @clones_sports @istatenation @EverydayCyclone @WideRtNattyLt @Raging_Cloner No, that’s Dom Nelson. He has no more eligibility.

@KayserHoops @JamarionBatemon @LeagueRDY @CycloneMBB @Cylights @FauxTjOtz @cyclonefanatic @CycloneDave69 @CycloneLarry69 @clones_sports @istatenation @EverydayCyclone @WideRtNattyLt Is this the guy that can only drive? @Raging_Cloner

NEWS: Iowa State freshman Jamarion Batemon (@JamarionBatemon) plans to remain at Iowa State for the 2026-27 season, he told @LeagueRDY. The 6-foot-3 guard out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin played in 37 games while averaging 6.6PPG and shooting 37% from 3-point range.

@Acyn Tip: Check the Oval Office.

Oz: I came on this show in part to recruit folks. It’s a generational opportunity to serve your nation. If you're interested in this space of fraud, give us a call. We want to hear your tips.

@atrupar Fixed it: “You always want to be the biggest liar in the room, and I try to be every day. But Donald Trump always is.”

Leavitt: "You always want to be the most well-read person in the room, and I try to be every day. But Donald Trump always is."

@cyclonefanatic Along with Audi Crooks on the Wooden women’s team, Iowa State is the only school with a player on each team.

RELEASE: Joshua Jefferson is a Wooden Award All-American. cyclonefanatic.com/2026/03/releas…

@ChrisCortopassi @Tesla It did, but it wouldn’t look good to cancel the car that started the revolution.

@Tesla I thought Model S started the EV revolution

10 years of Model 3 The car that started the EV revolution

@woodhaus2 Great. How’s the new Roadster coming along?

Happy 10 year Anniversary Model 3!

@TheJFK_Jr_ @Acyn Assume he’s referring to the tariff ruling, but that’s like a bank robber saying the law against armed robbery cost him thousands of dollars.

@Acyn “Which Supreme Court decision is he talking about, and how did it cost ‘hundreds of billions’? Would love to see the details.”

Trump: The Supreme Court cost our country hundreds of billions of dollars. Two of the people that voted for that, I appointed. And they sicken me. They sicken me because they are bad for our country.

@sportingnews Iowa State is 3-0 this year against Houston, Purdue and Iowa. Outscored first 2 opponents in this tourney by 53.

The Men’s NCAA Tournament Sweet 16 is set and here are the Top 10 championship threats 👀

@Acyn The DOW is *down* over 2500 points since the war began on Feb 28. That’s -5%, not +9%.

Watters: The invasion of Panama, 23 soldiers killed. Now we have 13 American dead. We actually had more people died in training exercises last year… Since operation midnight fury, the Dow's up 9%.

@PWickets @phqmd @__whatley__ Not true. I found at least 3 games they won when getting fewer offensive rebounds: at Purdue, at Baylor, and Houston.

@phqmd @__whatley__ Iowa State has lost every game they’ve been out rebounded offensively. Tennessee leads the nation in it. Vols by 4

It’s unlikely, but we are two upsets away from war on this app for an Elite Eight game.

@CycloneLarry69 It’s only 6, but yeah.

The three best teams in the country are from the Big 12 but even as the Big Ten’s biggest hater I gotta admit 7 teams in the Sweet 16 is kinda impressive

@Robert__33 @foxman1987 @jeremiahdavis10 I try to forget it, but can’t !

@DcRandyland @foxman1987 @jeremiahdavis10 Yeah, the Michigan State game. Sigh. Still remember that one. Could have been the year.

Have Iowa and Iowa State ever made it to the Sweet 16 in the same year? Someone smarter than me help me here.

@foxman1987 @jeremiahdavis10 Iowa State E8 in 2000. Kind of big one to miss, but answer is still nope.

@jeremiahdavis10 Nope Sweet 16 Appearances for each school - Iowa State : 1986, 1997, 2014, 2016, 2022, 2024, 2026 - Iowa : 1970, 1983, 1987 (E8), 1988, 1999, 2026

@CycloneLarry69 It’s OK, they knocked out a 1 seed for us. But bizarre that Iowa or Nebraska will be in the Elite 8.

This one was gonna go triple platinum I’m sick

@Acyn So about $1,000 on average for each and every federal taxpayer in the country. Not a small price for most.

Trump on $200 billion Pentagon request: It's a small price to pay to make sure that we stay tippy top.

@DanWetzel Georgia was clearly over-seeded.

Saint Louis as a 9 seed was criminal.

@Acyn Should probably ask about plumbing if you want a potentially accurate or honest answer.

Gallego: What is the primary mission of Homeland Security investigations? Mullin: Every agency—we have specific missions that we are targeted to look at our aspect of protecting the homeland. Different directions have different paths—we all need to be the same boat and rowing in the same direction. Gallego: HSI specializes in dealing with human trafficking, human smuggling….

@sentdefender Did he say what country the former president in question was from?

After President Trump claimed to reporters twice today that he had recently spoken to a former president who praised his actions in Iran, saying: “I wish I did what you did.” Aides to all four living presidents, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Joe Biden, have issued statements to CNN, saying there is no record of any communications between them and President Trump.

@c3trips More like the folks doing the analysis didn’t know what they were doing.

Iowa State has a better record than Purdue and won by 23 at Purdue. It's almost like the games don't even matter.

@Acyn The emergency SPR release beginning in March 2022 was due to the significant global supply disruption caused by Russia’s invasion of Ukraine in Feb 2022. The 2026 “emergency” release is the result of a war started by Trump and Israel.

Leavitt: The release from the strategic petroleum reserve which this president is doing responsibly unlike the last administration who abused it for political reasons to artificially lower gas prices ahead of an election