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@repheal_smith I'm going for that motherfucker called money

Who are you gonna save?

@Friyaneb 4

Don't use pen and paper . Simple math,tricky answer 🤔

@SomoinaKapeen Me hueka glucose in a bottle water then it takes me throughout the day

Usikunywe maji plain btw.. utaikojoa yote plus your electrolytes.

@malagojr Finding the buyer if that laptop online could be the easiest way to get money fro from that object dude

I have a laptop and strong internet already. How can I make money online ?

@C_NyaKundiH @Josh001J Si boyz ashakua suspended already

And @Josh001J, even if Twitter suspended this account today, I would open a new one and surpass your 81K followers in less than a day. That’s how deep my roots run in this space.

@_falsi1ke I don't care whether they celebrate or not, ain't playing with that paper called Degree

Nothing excites the uneducated than seeing a graduate struggling to get a job.

@Hajjat_Masavu Even if you climb still you can't get it😅

H0w can I really g£t this with0ut climbing the bed?🥲

@Simi_2210_ 0

Only legends solve this without Googling m² - n² = ?

@Anko_sum @ivymuthe Rules were made to be broken

@ivymuthe So far there are rules and regulation NO PHONES ALLOWED IN SCHOOL in which some students choose to ignore and carry them

I saw a video of teachers smashing students’ phones and I was completely shocked. This is 2026 — technology is advancing rapidly, and phones have become an essential part of daily life.Instead of destroying them, schools should simply collect the phones at the beginning of term and return them to the students on the closing day. In developed countries, students are allowed to bring their phones but hand them over to staff until they need to use them, or they get them back when school closes. We should adopt similar sensible policies in our schools, because phones are here to stay.Resorting to destructive acts like this in the name of punishment is pure stupidity. Watching a teacher pick up a hammer and smash a KSh 30,000 phone genuinely pained me. It’s heartbreaking and completely unnecessary.

@LabRat_ke Is cassava one of them?

gun on Rutos head name a vegetable

@Entr_dawood Robberiology?

My cousin KCSE alipata Mean Grade C- Maths D+, English C- Kiswahili C- Chem D+ Geo C Bio D+ CRE C Anaeza fanya course gani diploma?

@marriedmn I'm getting them all out, I'm capable of doing it.

You house caught fire and your wife and son are inside, who would you save first?

@hy_wemmy That only if its your dad, brother,or a dead man

Nothing beats having a male friend that’s not sexually attracted to you but wants just the best for you, provides for you and is always there for you.

@kafangi Ye husaidia tu kusema. "NASA UHURU" na sa hio uhuru ako ichaweri ata hapigi campaign

Huyu jamaa husaidia hii nchi na nini?

@ledamalekina This time everyone will fight for themselves,no riding on Raila's back or name 🖕

We can’t EVER end up like KANU NEVER, no matter what! Those diabolical schemes to annihilate the Orange Democratic Movement? Be brutally warned: we are MIGHTIER than you can fathom! Kisumu, Homa Bay, Migori brace yourselves, I’m storming in SOON to ignite your fire and remind you who STOOD FIRM with Baba in the darkest hours!

@DearS_o_n An unknown bro....

@_falsi1ke Short answer,NO.

Men ONLY: You've found a woman of your dream but she's a single mother. Would you date her?

@marriedmn Reality of the matter is that the only healing you'll receive is by divorcing her,ot worked for me, I'm good,the rage is gone,i see her just like any other stranger and I'm good.

My wife cheated 3 years ago. I stayed for the kids. Everyone praised me for being ‘strong’ and ‘forgiving.’ But here’s the truth is… I don’t love her anymore. Not even a little. I provide, I show up, I play my role as a husband and father… but emotionally, I checked out a long time ago. Recently, I met a woman who actually makes me feel alive again. She respects me, admires me, gives me peace. I haven’t crossed the line… but I’m close. After everything my wife did, do I even owe her loyalty anymore… or should I divorce her and marry the other? Coach you advise is of importance here. --From My Dm, please share your advice with him.

@bakhita_esther We kichwa yako si nzuri

DNA testing is breaking many families apart, and in the end, it’s the children who suffer most. There should be laws regarding these tests. For instance, if you have been a present father, you shouldn't be able to abandon the children just because you find out you aren't their biological parent.

@Airaasayss Only 21

How many squares......??👀 99.9%will failed!!!