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@PlaqueReport Not a mount rushmore dumbass theres 4 faces on there

LUCKI gives his All Time & Current Chicago Artist Mount Rushmore ALL TIME - Kanye West - R. Kelly - Michael Jackson - Chief Keef - Lil Durk Current - Chief Keef - Lil Durk - G Herbo - Lucki - Kanye West

@Andrew_FBB Luzardo is an advanced stats merchant

Lowest SIERA among qualified SPs: Jacob Misiorowski — 2.23 Cristopher Sánchez — 2.47 Paul Skenes — 2.63 Cam Schlittler — 2.67 Dylan Cease — 2.67 *Jacob deGrom — 2.80 *Jesús Luzardo — 2.84 Nolan McLean — 2.84 *Will Warren — 2.87 Chris Sale — 2.94 *ERA above 3.00

@ilySalt holy fuck these guys are stupid slowing down an entire lane of traffic get off the road

The CORE boys started panicking after cars kept honking at them while driving on the highway in a golf cart and abandoned Lacy on the road 👀😭

@RangerApologist @UnderdogMLB @BarrettSallee Better than your entire rotation kid

Chris Sale said he focused on sleep and hydration this offseason, via @BarrettSallee: "This old man has to take his cat nap." Sale in his age 37 season: 55 IP 64 K 1.96 ERA 0.91 WHIP

@Foremanisblack @Fortnite Why would they add characters from a TV-MA show to a kids game

@Fortnite Where’s ‘The Boys’?

Power. 5.15.26.

@mchads_ He’s been an advanced stats merchant for a while something is just off with him

ts is frying me

@TheMindOfHY People are mad because he’s using the legal case as publicity for his music, could just wait a few months until it dies down a little to start releasing music

18 year old not allowed to make music and continue his life because of his brother's crimes, nah fuck yall.

@ConnorRhea69 @James_Schiano Should be rostered already bro they coming back within a month

@James_Schiano Is Carlos Rodon/Gerrit Cole good stash targets?

Waiver Wire targets for Fantasy Baseball this week: Logan Henderson Christian Scott Travis Bazzana Jasson Domínguez Cole Young Rico Garcia Jack Perkins Connor Prielipp Max Meyer Cade Cavalli Jared Jones Sam Antonacci Jake Bennett

@WeenUpdates So they do have WiFi fucking idiot

Jasontheween revealed the Core house won't have Wi-Fi for another 2 weeks and is currently running off StarLink 💀

@NRLbearsmascot @sixers He’s better

WANTED BOSTON ✅ BEAT BOSTON ✅

@twgs1994 @Andrew_FBB Defense is trash

@Andrew_FBB PHI BABIP is the highest Why?

If there’s one player I could tell you to buy, it’d be Jesus Luzardo. 3.59 xERA / 6.91 ERA 2.78 xFIP 19.7 K-BB% 14.7 SwStr% 86.2 AVG EV Allowed 52.4 GroundBall% Missing bats, inducing ground balls, and limiting loud contact. The tide is about to turn!

@kai_xbt Wow togi so inspirational that you influence teenagers to start gambling and do drugs even though you get paid by casinos to promote this lifestyle

Togi reveals the drug stack he was on during his most viral video "At the time during Togi vs Cabo I was on three grams of steroids, I was taking roughly 30 milligrams of Xanax a day, and maybe sixty 10 milligram Ritalins a day, so 600 milligrams of Ritalin." "A lot of people don't believe me when I say that because you would die. But I have video proof of it, waking up and taking four bars... The fact that I'm alive is a blessing." "On top of that, doing such an aggressive bender and managing to film and edit the whole thing in the midst of it, no one will ever ever ever do something like that ever again in the history of the world. And I'm so proud of that."

@BrendanSchlaub @FightStorage its obviously a joke dude

Druski ACCIDENTALLY broke Kevin Heart’s $600k chair. 😳📷 “That’s 600 grand thank you Druski 600 grand don’t worry ill pay for it” 📷

@worldcanrelate @spinboutU_ This guy has to be a drake burner or someone on his payroll theres no way a random tweets 100 times a day just glazing drake

@spinboutU_ Guys i guess drake contacted Felipe and told him he cut Yachty off😭✌️

@The_StilesFiles Come on man 6 game sample size

Don’t look now, but Jung Hoo Lee is hitting .435 with a 1.132 OPS over the last six games 👀 obviously the Giants have struggled to win but he’s heating up 🔥 (finally hitting the ball the other way).

@LolOut160461 @FearedBuck Logan is more of a proper scammer and grifter

@FearedBuck Logan is a proper entertainer honestly because he knows exactly how to give a viral quote even when he is half asleep. 5 am is too early for anyone but he still showed up and gave them a show. Using that Marshawn Lynch line was a masterstroke to troll Stephen A and the whole crew

“It’s 5 in the morning, and they had me come on this show, which is crazy, but I’ll do it because I’m the best employee they have… I’m only here so I don’t get fined” Logan Paul was pissed about being on First Take this morning 💀

@AlexWillows2000 @___eb__ Do you think that if all of these CEOs died today AI would just die with it. Do you think the US exists in a vacuum and we are the only people in the world developing AI. This is just ignorance you donut, stop coping and accept AI will be a part of the future

@___eb__ “Terrifying list” Terrifying for who? Because these AI CEOs are genuine psychopaths who im not convinced can feel any real human emotion

Patriot

@BURYMEINMYONES @firetruh 400 bucks on some cargo shorts then they think they’re escaping the matrix when they don’t eat McDonald’s

First 70 degree day of the year

@SplashWRLD_ Stop tweeting kid podz ain’t scored 40 yet

Steph Curry gets re-evaluated before today’s game vs. the Hawks

@gv49ers @19solz They’re trying to make pearsall that and hoping Evans can mentor him

@19solz Evans is WR1. We need a future WR1 but that doesn't have to be forced now.

Evans and Kirk are upgrades over Jennings and Bourne but they still need a WR1