FellMercs

@Mercymasai3 The good thing ni ati hukujiacha nyuma 'wa magari' lazima ungejitaja tusikusahau mamae😂😂

Very soon hakutakua na mwanamke atakua anaita mwingine malaya huku . Shida itakua tu bei 😁, kuna wa githeri , school fees na wa magari 😂😂.

@ItsGregy_ Ni mbaya 😂😂

Bandit alinunua blender, akaanunua hadi Camera ndo ateke Katheu, kumbe msichana ako signed na Saudi Pro league pesa inamwagwa ajab. The only thing Bandit could give Katheu ni blended omena na Maembe ndo at least sura ilainike na amee matako kama wajaka.

@Gustavo__254 I feel like tagging someone😂😂😂😂

Hawa wanashamgaa niaje mtu analipiwa school fees and medical cover while they can’t get hata smocha😂

@Samweigo Justice for boy child

Bandit alinunua Camera ndo apate za kukeep Katheu, saahii ameskia analipiwa fees na Insurance akafika locals mbio mbio, keg inaonja Limao mamae

@KatheuNzyimi If huyu ni Carlton anapiganiwa hivi then im the price more than you guys😂😂

@aab26_ Ni mbaaya 😂😂😂

Mwingine akilipiwa fees na health insurance huyo anaekewa 400 ya quater anatuma nudes😂

@KatheuNzyimi Swali bado ni ile ile.

@EvanoMemba Just a 100/=

How much is your lunch .. Mimi nishamaliza kazi na kulipwa za siku

@kokiimichii Kutandikwa mkiwa pamoja should also be in your backet list

Kutembea na boyfriend tao alafu nichokozane then niseme najua hamuezi piga boy wangu is still on my bucket list>>>

@KE_MrBlack Shosh mdogo huyu.

Guys help me wish my girl her 19th birthday😊

@amerix Good morning

Good Morning, It is MANDAY, Wake up! Time is the only currency that never forgives waste. • Money, strength and reputation can be earned back. But time? Time only moves forward. So, treat your mornings like a scarce commodity. Don't waste your time. #ManDay

@mts__kid @Safaricom_Care Airtel iko. Na still iko best unlike safaricom

@DeTigerFello @Safaricom_Care Tutumie nini kwa transactions?

@Safaricom_Care hii message imezidi bana , how can I block you guys?

@mts__kid Utarudisha tu.

Finally deleted WhatsApp

@onjolo_kenya True. Circumstances hazikuazi same na kila msee btw

Wakenya wengi hawana adabu. You post your products hapa X with the price ,Ksh 1500 then vinyangarika wanakimbia kwa inbox ya those who commented in the post . " niko na kama hiyo nauza Ksh 900 ". This is why most people don't want to quote the price kwa post, they prefer telling you the price kwa dm. I know someone would ask, " why don't you sell Ksh 900?". Remember there are people who don't pay rent ,who don't depend on the business for a living, maybe wako na sponsor analipa bills zote. Huyu anauza 1500 labda anategemea hiyo pesa kulipa rent,fee,food ,transport etc na ako single bana 😭

@EvanoMemba At least mimi zote hazipiti bila kuguza kathaa

Sai you don't see my tweets but nikisema TU PASTE, nitaona numbers zineekwa 30 in 3 minutes.

@EvanoMemba 100 sh only. Tajiri ni paste.?

How much is your supper?

@onjolo_kenya Unafika wapi

Without naming your job tell me something you say 50x times per day. 😂

@tii_bag naisha 😂😂😂

I boarded a bus to town today and suddenly a man shouted, “Whoever took my wallet, return it now before what happened in 1992 happens again!” The passengers including me got scared, and the pickpocket hurriedly returned the wallet and apologized. A curious man then asked, “But what actually happened in 1992?” The man calmly replied, “Back then, my wallet was stolen… so I had to walk home.”

@aVirtualVoyager @Just__Irene You know yourselves

@DeTigerFello @Just__Irene Who?

She changed her whole X account and even deleted her tweets damn. Ni mbayaa