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🧟♂️ DeadassReagan🧟♂️
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🧟♂️ DeadassReagan🧟♂️
@DeadassReagan
“Voted Shittiest President In History voted annually by JD Power and Associates 30 years running” -WaPo •🔻
Tennessee, USA Katılım Şubat 2017
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@TheWapplehouse Oh I’ve seen this it’s called Fucking. It’s an ad for Fucking.
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Got a completely insane ad for I dunno what
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Girl from hinge called me for the first time. I told her where I grew up. She said did I go to (high school) I said yeah she said did you know (high high school football coach) I said yeah
She says “that’s my dad”
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@chiweethedog What’s even weirder than cabinet members insisting on sucking this old man’s dick in public like this is the thought that for like a decade everybody’s just been letting them.
Just once I want somebody in the background to speak up like, “Come on, man. Really?”
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Yeah Donald Trump walks 9 miles a day on his golf course. No golf cart.
The Bulwark@BulwarkOnline
RFK Jr: "There's a lot of people who could probably do a 50-mile hike." Trump: "What about me? You didn't mention my name." RFK Jr: "This guy walks nine miles a day on a golf course every weekend, so he could do it in a breeze."
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I bet Trump filled the entire Secret Service with Gooners after a half-remembered conversation with Andrew Tate, where he talked about how being horny means you’re sharper and more alpha than normal people. Now they’re all doing stuff like this instead of background checks.
TMZ@TMZ
🚨 DETAILS: Secret Service agent arrested, allegedly masturbating in hotel hallway tmz.me/JdiCQuH
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I want one of those Chinese cars from the future more than I have ever wanted anything else in my entire life. Then I can drive around all day, blasting that one Chinese song we all know on a loop, just handing out 8x10 glossy photos of President Xi to everyone I see
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Come on, now. They ain’t got no $200 billion dollars.
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@facetedcarapace This is the stupidest self important bad take I have ever seen. It’s beautiful because even if you follow the logic internally, each step of the logic is more wrong and stupider than the last one. It’s… perfect.
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Pritchard is the LeBron James of deeply annoying takes at this point. I cannot even be mad, this is a master at their canvas.
Kate Willett@katewillett
I’ve gotta hand it to her, this is the most galaxy brain left punching I’ve ever seen.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr A week’s worth of groceries is $350.00 now.
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Sleepover at dad’s house🤣 It never isn’t surreal to be able to witness this incredible slice of Americana. Just an absolute honor. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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@TheWapplehouse Oh good a new worse way to get fatter
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“Why is that good?” It’s sugar, cinnamon and butter. You’re half way to cookies, dummy.
Grimmjow’s Hollow Hole@yamsnmac
Viral????
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@WillSloanEsq @PeekDunk RABBIT, NOW! HIT THE OLD MAN WITH THE MALLET NOW!! STRIKE NOW WHEN HE LEAST EXPECTS IT! STRIKE HIM DOWN! KILL THE WEAK OLD MAN NOOOOOOOW!
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Bro can we not please just get this over with? Please? Please.
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“Make me one that looks like a dentist office from the future.”
Stunna ⛧@wentsickomode
JUSTIN BIEBER’S HOUSE....I HAVE NEVER SEEN A HOUSE UGLIER
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I must know the name of the person at CNN who thought this sounded like a great idea lmao
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
CNN brought on Barney Frank this morning and suffice it say he's in pretty tough shape
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@balefulrays Most of us have entirely too much shame to be writing these
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The Boomification of Millenials is reaching advanced stages. We are now at “I’m Gen X and I drank from the garden hose” levels of cringe. Soon the Boomification will metastasize, the cascading effects will be irreversible and Millenials will transform into Boomers
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lots, plus the girl I moved across the country for
yimika|@yimikaaaa
Has twitter given you at least one genuine friend ?
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@crowcialist Just slam one or two and you won’t care what it tastes like
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Not even an epic whiskey guy but doing all this just to put some Jack Daniels in it is really funny
Heanpiere@haneylisse
This is how whiskey should feel…
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