Dean Beaton

@PremiershipYrs You’d know it was a Derby undershirt if it read “Siemens Inside Sheep”

Here's a curious one. I recently found this picture of Fabrizio Ravanelli celebrating his final Premiership goal, for Derby away at Bolton in March 2002. He appears to be wearing an undershirt from his previous club Lazio, beneath his Derby shirt...

@arron9s *Sprite Also, *Sprite (as a mixer, somewhat begrudgingly)

there is nothing more dangerous than a man powered by spite

@OfficialPDC Tinkerbell’s gonna look even more jaundiced

MANSELL ON FIRE! 🔥 Mickey Mansell is one game away from qualification for ET5, as the Irishman averages upwards of 106 in a 6-1 victory against Michael Smith! 👏 📋 bit.ly/26ET5TCHQ

@UberWestHam Middle name “Clareten”

West Ham are in advanced talks with OnlyFans to become the club’s new main kit sponsor. The proposed deal would also see a rotating sleeve sponsor, with a new featured model appearing on the shirt every matchday. The move is reportedly being pushed by founder Tim Stokely, a lifelong West Ham fan from Essex. Club sources say it’s “a bold step into modern football partnerships.”

@DovySimuMMA Went to Dagestan and forgot (his real name)

Bro they butchered Volks name 🤦‍♂️

@B___K_____ The warehouse

I went down a rabbit hole on a Scott Mills FB fan page and found the scariest super fan ever. Please remember this tweet if we never see him again.

@B___K_____ > Scott been SACK > NOoooooo

@B___K_____ Tea and cake in the Scott Mills Room (“But it’s ALL the Scott Mills Room!”)

@kirawontmiss “That’s too much” After taking a photo frame off of the wall…

A deepfake AI scammer goes viral after he was exposed when a cybersecurity researcher asked him to hold up 3 fingers which makes the software to glitch out

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA An expeditioner’s holiday for attempted murder? (And yes, any adult with a brain running even a quarter optimally will know what you’re signing up for when douse someone in fuel and set them alight - and it’s not just a moment of acting out)

>be Corbie Walpole >hears male friend make a joke about "women staying in the kitchen" >this was part of their regular banter >but this time gets triggered like a rabid feminist >grab 5 litres of petrol, lights up the guy while he's screaming >he suffers 55% third-degree burns >ends up in coma >needs 10+ surgeries >almost dies >can't regulate his body temperature because his sweat glands burned off >she gets arrested >claims "he pushed my buttons" >court gives her 7.5 years >still not happy >now appealing sentence because SHE has PTSD from setting a man on fire over a joke >claims injuries didn't happen because of her setting him on fire, they were earlier injuries Accountability is kryptonite for feminists

@lporiginalg I love the implication that either the sausage was taken before scarpering or that the sausage was taken and nobody realised until after dinner Or maybe they’re just a family who do all their talking over WhatsApp

@VybzUTD Not beating the “ape” accusations Beating his chest though

Without a doubt it’s this one

@zak_sinkinson @TheMagpie180 No wonder we never see Rob Cross and Mervyn King leaving one provider for another

@DeanBeaton6 @TheMagpie180 End of tax year is my guess

After many years of working alongside Winmau, today marks our last day together. I want to thank Winmau for their support over the years and wish them the best going forward. Looking forward to new beginnings ☘️

@lporiginalg The cracked screen sets it off nicely

@Tungsten_Tales Wasn’t it the same with Ricky Evans? It would seem that getting your leg over helps you get your legs over

❤️ Keane Barry ADMITTED he has got back into the right head space for darts over the last six month since he met his girlfriend and has the "buzz for darts" again. "If you're not that happy in yourself I think it's only when you are again and feeling good that you look back and realise I wasn't in the best head space. "I've been happy in myself for a while since I met my girlfriend Emily and life starts changing in the right direction and you start to enjoy it again." #Darts

@LRbix And then he scored against him

@WestHam_Central He always had something like 18 on Football Manager for a good few years and I always wondered if it was just one of those little idiosyncrasies and why we’d never seen him take one if it was a true reflection of his penalty taking ability

Soucek vs Hermansen on the big stage

@TargetDarts I think we’re getting our Matchroom sports confused

James Beeton's unique cue action, all slowed down 🎯 #TeamTarget

@HeftySteelsak @allan_cheapshot Pioneered the tag team format

@DeanBeaton6 @allan_cheapshot That’s a “World Series of Dice” Hall of Famer.

Theodore R. Long.

@Channel5Sport @WeAreWST @swanabi

Time for a game of POTTER OR NOTTER! Judd Trump and Mark Allen think they know their snooker history... let's see if they can spot the fakes 😂 @WeAreWST | @swanabi | #TourChampionship